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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Kathy A - Nov 10, 2004 6:16:50 pm PST #5596 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The Flick Filospher says that the animators actually transformed Steven Tyler into an elf--"it's something that should only be attempted in a horror film."


tommyrot - Nov 10, 2004 6:17:13 pm PST #5597 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I saw a recent ad for Polar Express. It was one of those ads where they quote good reviews but they put the names of the critics and their papers/stations in tiny print.

The preview looks really bad to me....


Polter-Cow - Nov 10, 2004 6:18:02 pm PST #5598 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

They showed a clip from the movie during Gilmore Girls last night. It was awful. Not only did all the characters look totally freaky, but they must have hired the cheapest composer in Hollywood. The song sucked, and Tom Hanks cannot sing.


§ ita § - Nov 10, 2004 6:18:36 pm PST #5599 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't like movie technology that makes it possible for Tom Hanks to be lead and supporting actor.

They need to warm me up to it with, say, Johnny Depp.


Scrappy - Nov 10, 2004 6:19:57 pm PST #5600 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Seen 'em all, own several. Just saw Stage Beauty, by the way. Despite some terrific dialogue and Billy Crudup's mesmerizing performance, it didn't quite work for me. It felt about an hour longer than it actually was, never a good thing.

Still, a shirtless Billy Crudup and Ben Chaplin making out? Extremely, um, diverting.


§ ita § - Nov 10, 2004 6:20:56 pm PST #5601 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

a shirtless Billy Crudup and Ben Chaplin making out

Why has this not been mentioned before?

::heads to Netflix::


Polter-Cow - Nov 10, 2004 6:22:13 pm PST #5602 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

::heads to Netflix::

Head to your theater, dude.


§ ita § - Nov 10, 2004 6:23:20 pm PST #5603 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Head to your theater, dude.

If she'd said the movie was good, I'd've headed to the theatre. For diversions that sound well-suited to rewind, I head to Netflix.


Scrappy - Nov 10, 2004 6:35:12 pm PST #5604 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I think it would make a great rental. The odd looseness of the structure wouldn't matter at home where you can stop it if you need a break.

Plus a couple of scenes definitely bear a rewatch.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 10, 2004 6:36:22 pm PST #5605 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

P-C, you should see The Third Man. One of the more delightfully cynical movies of its day.