Or the Stonecutter's Union?
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg, a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
What's the current one that has suspicious hush-hush conferences attended by all the high muckey-mucks of various governments?
Dick Cheney's backyard BBQ weekends.
Cheny's backyard BBQ weekends.
Hey! Cheney's supposed to be in an undiscloses location! Now the terrorists know he's in a backyard somewhere!
Shh! You don't want the terrorists to win, do you? Think of the consequences: the curtailing of civil liberties, the policy of official half-truths, the favoritism shown towards people who agree with them, the, uh, stacking of government with, uh, fanatical religious fundamentalists... OK, then. Nevermind.
Anyone seen the
Cars
trailer?
Pixar seems to think the word "dadgum" is really, really funny.
They are so right.
Anyone seen the Cars trailer?
I've seen it twice. I was "meh" both times.
Seems like more of a kids flick.
I've seen it twice. I was "meh" both times.
Seems like more of a kids flick.
Oh, yeah, I'm definitely not in love with it so far, just that "Dadgum!" at the end. And the use of Green Day. But Pixar has more than earned my trust. I thought
Finding Nemo
would suck from the trailers, and boy was I ever wrong. Pixar is six for six, even though I wasn't as in love with
Monsters, Inc.
as the rest of the world. I definitely liked it; it was cute, but not brilliant.
Hmmm. Yay for making a rank list! (The five Pixar movies I've seen, in decreasing order of awesomeness.)
1) Finding Nemo
2) Toy Story 2
3) Toy Story
4) Monsters, Inc.
5) A Bugs Life
The only one of these I currently own is Monsters, Inc. Though I'm not sure where it is. (blah). However, many of them are on my Christmas Want! list this year.
Hmm.
Toy Story
Monsters Inc
The Incredibles
Toy Story 2
Finding Nemo
A Bugs Life.
Best to not-best.