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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned

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A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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P.M. Marc - Nov 05, 2004 2:47:24 pm PST #5461 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Sadly, the only one I can think of has buff and kind of unattractive white guys, and the happily ever after is implied rather than stated flat out.

Which is why I've often said that my dream movie is a remake of that one (Tango and Cash) with Vin Diesel and The Rock, and with the subtext rising up and becoming text.

Not that it's ever going to happen. I'm a small and unneeded target market.

Frankenbuddha - Nov 05, 2004 4:00:31 pm PST #5462 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Which is why I've often said that my dream movie is a remake of that one (Tango and Cash) with Vin Diesel and The Rock, and with the subtext rising up and becoming text.

Not that it's ever going to happen. I'm a small and unneeded target market.

Which one gets the drag scene? Or is it both of them?

evil jimi - Nov 05, 2004 4:02:56 pm PST #5463 of 10001

Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Hell, based on that list, they should add I Spit On Your Grave.

P.M. Marc - Nov 05, 2004 4:24:18 pm PST #5464 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Which one gets the drag scene? Or is it both of them?

Damn. Tough call. Maybe I should switch my casting so that it's Vin and some skinny white dude to make the choice easier.

Hmm. Vin and Paul Walker again, I guess, and Paul's in the dress.

Frankenbuddha - Nov 05, 2004 4:54:07 pm PST #5465 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hmm. Vin and Paul Walker again, I guess, and Paul's in the dress.

How about Vin and Alexis Denisof?

If you're going for the whole skinny white guy thing, I mean. Why skimp on the pate'?

P.M. Marc - Nov 05, 2004 4:58:48 pm PST #5466 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Denisof may be the world's sexiest man, but I think Walker could pull off the pretty girl vibe a bit better.

Also, proven to bring the HoYay with Vin.

Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 05, 2004 6:17:49 pm PST #5467 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I gotta say though, Vin proved in xXxthat he doesn't actually need another guy to bring the Hoyay with, just a chinchilla fur pimp coat.

P.M. Marc - Nov 05, 2004 6:36:45 pm PST #5468 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

True.

But SoloYay doesn't work for my remake scheme.

Hey, Matt... BTW, you seen the non-worksafe stills for Brokeback Mountain?

Frankenbuddha - Nov 05, 2004 6:48:58 pm PST #5469 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I gotta say though, Vin proved in xXxthat he doesn't actually need another guy to bring the Hoyay with, just a chinchilla fur pimp coat.

And yet? Zero chemistry with Asia Argento who is polymorphus pervisity personified, IMO. Odd.

Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 05, 2004 7:00:16 pm PST #5470 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hey, Matt... BTW, you seen the non-worksafe stills for Brokeback Mountain?

The ones of Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal's stunt~~cock~~double skinny-dipping? Yep.

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