This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Steph L. - Jul 13, 2004 4:40:39 pm PDT #493 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Jaws (which my cable system seems to always be running on some channel at every hour of the day and night) is, 27 years later, still a fucking SCARY-ASS movie.

Though I always root for Quint to be first on the shark's menu. He irritates me.


Hil R. - Jul 13, 2004 4:43:10 pm PDT #494 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

But Holli, if he found in in 1986, with a busted fuel line, that would be a pretty easy fix. It was only a problem in 1886 because they didn't have the equipment to repair it.


Holli - Jul 13, 2004 4:53:58 pm PDT #495 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

...dammit.


Kate P. - Jul 13, 2004 5:18:04 pm PDT #496 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

The first attack scene in Jaws with the girl out swimming late at night, and her boyfriend sitting on the shore, still creeps me the fuck out.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2004 5:46:40 pm PDT #497 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Though I'll always love Deep Blue Sea for the Samuel L. Jackson demise. That was sweet.

That movie is just so wonderfully gleeful about offing most of the cast. And unlike Leviathan they offed someone who wasn't the black guy in the last 5 minutes. I mean, Leviathan was a crap movie anyway, but they let Ernie Hudson get that far and then off him as an afterthought? For shame. At least the final death in DBS had some poetic justice attatched to it.


Polter-Cow - Jul 13, 2004 5:53:35 pm PDT #498 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

At least the final death in DBS had some poetic justice attatched to it.

I heard the cast and crew hated Saffron Burrows so much they killed her off to ensure she couldn't be in a sequel.


Kathy A - Jul 13, 2004 6:17:49 pm PDT #499 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I love all the nighttime attacks, from the first one to the two old guys on the dock, sacrificing the wife's Sunday roast for the reward, then getting the shit scared out of them when the shark took them up on the free dinner.

eta: Oooh, shiny round number!


Sean K - Jul 13, 2004 7:01:17 pm PDT #500 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Don't worry, Holly. Hil's forgotten something.... Marty doesn't find the Delorean left out for him in 1985, he finds where he's stuck - in 1955!

Your fanwank still holds water. There would have been no fuel pump for a 1985 Delorean available in 1955, though one imagines someone might have been able to make one up a little easier in a place where cars at least exist.


Hil R. - Jul 13, 2004 7:05:42 pm PDT #501 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hmm. Good point, Sean. I haven't seen either II or III in awhile, and I'd forgotten that.


Sean K - Jul 13, 2004 8:02:37 pm PDT #502 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Happens to the best of us, Hil.