I (as noted above) enjoyed
Van Helsing.
Jackman and David Wenham were great -- but I thought they needed to go deeper into homage/satire. Too many people expected straight up were-horror, and weren't sufficiently dissuaded that was the nature of the product.
Still, very amusing.
I walked out on
Shanghai Knights,
so I can't rate it. Same with
Bram Stoker's Dracula.
I completely don't remember what happened in
Hardware
-- I think we made a pact of amnesia once it was done.
Oh!
Freejack
and
Millennium
were also horrible.
I'd also add Showgirls, but that falls in the "So bad it's hysterical" category.
Do you know they released a Showgirls Special Edition? Boggles the mind . . . .
Do you know they released a Showgirls Special Edition? Boggles the mind . . . .
I think it comes with pasties, too.
I completely don't remember what happened in Hardware -- I think we made a pact of amnesia once it was done
Have you ever seen the Terminator through a pair of red-tinted sunglasses while listening to lame '80s goth rock? That's what happened in
Hardware
I cannot believe that the woman who last night tortured me, this morning, gets pasties.
Oh! Freejack and Millennium were also horrible.
I saw
Freejack
back in the day. Ah, Emilio Estevez.
And Lilty, I quite liked JP2. Absolutely no relation to the book whatsoever (they kept one scene. ONE SCENE.), but it was a fun time. There were dinosaurs.
Oh! Freejack
Kinda liked Freejack, too.
And Lilty, I quite liked JP2.
Oh, P-C......
t shakes head
Let me ask you this sunshine. How did the T-Rex eat all the people on the boat? You know, the people in the tiny rooms with the tiny doors? And then get back into the hold and get trapped in there?
Heh, Gandalfe.
sometimes structural problems are not as readily visible in the script as they are in the finished product.
This means, I think, that the problem is still the script's fault. Like how, in baseball (not that I am obsessed or anything), if the starter allows a double, and then gets relieved, and then the guy on 2nd makes it home on someone else's watch? That run is scored against the pitcher who let him on base in the first place, not against the pitcher who let him score.
I agree that a movie can be altered in the editing room -- the difference between FOTR and its EE are the proof -- but an editor (and the people who decide on voiceovers, and the post-production wizards) can only do so much with the footage they get.
