Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Fred Pete - Oct 08, 2004 4:24:54 am PDT #4422 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

and the one with Cuba Gooding Jr on its head from a great height

I'll half agree. Get rid of the referee-error part, keep the visual image of the Lucy impersonators.


Consuela - Oct 08, 2004 5:41:52 am PDT #4423 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

But the Seth parts, especially the business with the cows? Oh, god, I laughed so hard I hurt all the next day.

I can't even say Rat Race was a great movie, but parts of it were hysterically funny.


Steph L. - Oct 08, 2004 5:49:57 am PDT #4424 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Seth as Chris in "Family Guy" is the funniest thing EVAH.


Aims - Oct 08, 2004 6:31:37 am PDT #4425 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimee, if you haven't seen Rat Race, it's an enjoyable film and Seth contributes his share of the goodness.

t adds to Netflix.

A movie being this bad shouldn't affect me so. I feel like I need a mental health day to recover.


Polter-Cow - Oct 08, 2004 6:36:14 am PDT #4426 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, Seth is also fun in The Italian Job remake, which is a damn fun movie in and of itself.


Aims - Oct 08, 2004 6:37:20 am PDT #4427 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

That's right! I forgot about that one!


Polter-Cow - Oct 08, 2004 6:41:26 am PDT #4428 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You didn't forget about Austin Powers, did you? Cause I figured that was a given.

"I was thinking I like...animals. Maybe I'd be a vet."
"An evil vet?"
"No, maybe like work in a petting zoo."
"An evil petting zoo?"
"You always do that!"


Aims - Oct 08, 2004 6:43:42 am PDT #4429 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Actually, I did. But I don't own the first one and that's the only one I like.


Polter-Cow - Oct 08, 2004 6:45:03 am PDT #4430 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The first one's definitely the best. The second has a couple funny bits, and the third is pretty awful. But still has maybe one funny bit.


Steph L. - Oct 08, 2004 7:00:11 am PDT #4431 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

the third is pretty awful. But still has maybe one funny bit.

I liked the fact that there were actual sharks with fricking laser beams.