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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Polter-Cow - Sep 18, 2004 1:07:03 pm PDT #4002 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Right now I'm leaning towards Sky Captain even though I know I need to see Hero on the big screen.

I think Sky Captain is a big screen, theatergoing experience as well. Wimbledon, not so much.


evil jimi - Sep 18, 2004 2:44:01 pm PDT #4003 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

The town of Bayonne, NJ (population 68,000) has been invaded by Paramount and Steven Spielberg, who plan to use it for filming their upcoming War of the Worlds, starring Tom Cruise. One local resident told the Jersey Journal that two weeks ago he received a knock-on-the-door from Spielberg, who wanted to inspect his home for use in the film. Four hours later, he said, he received another visitor from a location scout who told him that Spielberg wanted to shoot part of the film in his home. In the past two weeks, he said, crew members have returned to his home to take measurements and to remove his outdoor pool. City officials said that they were told that the studio wants to build a structure on a local Little League field and blow it up. Bayonne Law Director John Coffey II noted that a local ordinance "calls for a payment of $50 a day for a permit to film on city streets, but this (build and destroy plan) is a bit different."

Wow, they haven't even started filming yet and already they've fucked up a classic story. I guess the fuckwads are remaking the George Pal "War of the Worlds" (or possibly the Orson Welles version) and ignoring the H. G. Wells "War of the Worlds".


Kathy A - Sep 18, 2004 5:17:05 pm PDT #4004 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I told my dad I'd treat him to a movie today--he looked at the show listings for the two first-run theaters in town, and nothing grabbed his attention at all. So, we looked at the listings for the discount theater, and when we realized that neither of us had seen Shrek 2 yet, we were set.

That was HILARIOUS! And Dad was laughing almost as hard as I was (he didn't get some of the film and popculture gags). I wouldn't say it was better than the first film (the music was better there), but definitely equal to it. Loved Jennifer Saunders as the Fairy Godmother, and Antonio Banderas was perfect as Puss in Boots.


tiggy - Sep 18, 2004 6:10:25 pm PDT #4005 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

so i finally saw Bourne Supremacy. i liked it, but i would have liked it even more if it hadn't given me a headache. i fucking hate the handheld camera trend. it needs to go the way of the dinosaurs.

saw previews for Nicolas Cage's new movie National Treasure, which looks like it could be entertaining, and The Grudge. also the movie Saw, with Cary Elwes, looks interesting.


Jessica - Sep 18, 2004 6:56:00 pm PDT #4006 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sky Captain was absolutely wonderful. The trailers don't even come close to doing justice to the look of it, and the directing & editing are just dead on. There was a huge section where I realized that the production design and order of set pieces were lifted almost entirely from Fellowship of the Ring -- they go to a mountain, where things go badly, and then they wake up healed in a beautiful peaceful valley, and then get chased across an impossibly narrow bridge over an impossibly deep crevasse by a giant monster with big flappy wings. Not that I didn't still love those bits, but it was very amusing.

What the "all CGI!" reviews of this film are missing, I think, is that this isn't a live-action movie with a lot of CGI; it's an animated movie with some composited live action. And I think that approaching it that way (making the look of thhe actors fit the look of the animation) works much better than trying to make CGI look "natural."


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 19, 2004 3:01:05 am PDT #4007 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I guess the fuckwads are remaking the George Pal "War of the Worlds" (or possibly the Orson Welles version) and ignoring the H. G. Wells "War of the Worlds".

There's a competing version of War of the Worlds from Pendragon Pictures and director Timothy Hines that's just finished shooting. It's set in the 19th century, and is supposed to be a highly faithful adaptation of Wells.


Stephanie - Sep 19, 2004 3:56:14 am PDT #4008 of 10001
Trust my rage

Jessica just reminded me, re: Sky Captain, did any one else think "Rivendell!" when they showed Shangri-La?


evil jimi - Sep 19, 2004 4:31:16 am PDT #4009 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

That's great news, Matt, thanks for the info.

I went for a look and found these pics.


Kate P. - Sep 19, 2004 6:24:44 am PDT #4010 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Nonian, I said "Rivendell!" out loud at that part.

I went to see Hellboy again last night (free screening at a local college). I don't know why I love that movie so much, I just do.


Polter-Cow - Sep 19, 2004 6:32:15 am PDT #4011 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Nonian, I said "Rivendell!" out loud at that part.

Me, I said, "It's Attack of the Clones !"

I don't know why I love that movie so much, I just do.

Because a big red devil-looking guy sits on a rooftop eating milk and cookies with a ten-year-old and making fun of the square macking on his girl.