Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


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Betsy HP - Sep 07, 2004 7:17:59 am PDT #3665 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

She was fighting to the death, probably as many times as it took.

ita, now I am going to a bad undead wuxia place.


Polter-Cow - Sep 07, 2004 7:24:33 am PDT #3666 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is it GOOD? Oh, dear lord, no. But it is entertaining and wonderful in it's badness.

It didn't go far enough. It almost seemed like they were trying to be so-bad-it's-good, but then so many aspects made it seem like they were trying to be a real movie, it undercut the potential. All the "humor" came off as just inappropriate, out-of-place, and forced, when it could have been funny.


Lilty Cash - Sep 07, 2004 7:33:48 am PDT #3667 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Ah, P-C. Agreed, it didn't hit the comedic heights of Jason killing a girl who was doing the Robot in part 5, or Jason punching that dude's head off in Jason Takes Manhattan , but it still had its moments.


Polter-Cow - Sep 07, 2004 8:09:40 am PDT #3668 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

but it still had its moments.

The best part was the virtual reality Crystal Lake. "WE LOVE PREMARITAL SEX!" This is disregarding the complete ludicrousness of the VR setup, in which one can walk into a VR environment without wearing anything, and actual machetes can cut up virtual aliens.


Lilty Cash - Sep 07, 2004 8:14:50 am PDT #3669 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

That was obviously the high point, but I found the ridiculousness of the VR ruse almost as funny as Jason's "dream situation".


JohnSweden - Sep 07, 2004 9:52:07 am PDT #3670 of 10001
I can't even.

complete ludicrousness

Dude. It was a Jason Movie. Ludicrousness comes as standard equipment. However, it did have a high Lexa Doig rating, and that's why I watched it.


sumi - Sep 07, 2004 10:48:08 am PDT #3671 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I was looking at Yahoo photos and noticed all these pictures of Reese Witherspoon with dark hair.

I wondered why and checked the IMDB.

She will be playing June Carter in a movie about Johnny Cash.


DavidS - Sep 07, 2004 12:12:10 pm PDT #3672 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was looking at Yahoo photos and noticed all these pictures of Reese Witherspoon with dark hair.

Link to brunette Reese, please.


sumi - Sep 07, 2004 12:13:59 pm PDT #3673 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Well, I hope this works.

If not, pictures of Reese are in the "entertainment" slideshow titled "Mira Nair".


DavidS - Sep 07, 2004 12:17:11 pm PDT #3674 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, I hope this works.

It did. Damn, she's a good looking brunette too.