I have just seen the greatest movie ever made.
No, really.
The Apple is the movie that finally answers the question, "What would life in the far, far future of 1994 be like under a totalitarian disco regime?" And the related question, "Under such a regime, what would be the fate of two wholesome folk musicians from Moosejaw?"
There is music. There is dancing. There is shiny polyester. There is a monorail.
It was made in 1980, but was just released today on DVD, and is only $13 at Amazon.
I think I need to see that movie.
Jessica, you're lying. No movie could possibly be that good.
Don't listen to her. Amazon pairs that movie with
Freaks.
That's gotta mean something.
There is a monorail.
Monorail! Monorail! MONORAIL!!!
Mono.... d'oh!
I heard about
The Apple
a while ago. It definitely sounds worth seeing.
There is a monorail.
Monorail! Monorail! MONORAIL!!!
MY MOTHER WAS A MONORAIL!
I've seen The Apple, or at least part of it.
:shudder:
It was made in 1980, but was just released today on DVD, and is only $13 at Amazon.
It's also been making the rounds at theaters that still do midnight movies. I think it was at Coolidge Corner last weekend, in fact.
Sequel rumors galore!
Of special interest: David Boreanaz's next role? and (Plei go SQUEE!) a
Harold and Kumar
sequel! Also, (all but three of us go GROOAN) a possible
Unbreakable
sequel?