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'Jaynestown'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Jessica - Aug 25, 2004 6:27:42 pm PDT #3071 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have just seen the greatest movie ever made.

No, really.

The Apple is the movie that finally answers the question, "What would life in the far, far future of 1994 be like under a totalitarian disco regime?" And the related question, "Under such a regime, what would be the fate of two wholesome folk musicians from Moosejaw?"

There is music. There is dancing. There is shiny polyester. There is a monorail.

It was made in 1980, but was just released today on DVD, and is only $13 at Amazon.


Hil R. - Aug 25, 2004 6:31:25 pm PDT #3072 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I think I need to see that movie.


tommyrot - Aug 25, 2004 6:31:32 pm PDT #3073 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jessica, you're lying. No movie could possibly be that good.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2004 6:32:22 pm PDT #3074 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't listen to her. Amazon pairs that movie with Freaks. That's gotta mean something.


Steph L. - Aug 25, 2004 6:32:58 pm PDT #3075 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

There is a monorail.

Monorail! Monorail! MONORAIL!!!

Mono.... d'oh!


Polter-Cow - Aug 25, 2004 6:43:14 pm PDT #3076 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I heard about The Apple a while ago. It definitely sounds worth seeing.


Sean K - Aug 25, 2004 7:22:54 pm PDT #3077 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

There is a monorail.

Monorail! Monorail! MONORAIL!!!

MY MOTHER WAS A MONORAIL!


Sheryl - Aug 26, 2004 3:23:11 am PDT #3078 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

I've seen The Apple, or at least part of it.

:shudder:


Frankenbuddha - Aug 26, 2004 4:26:35 am PDT #3079 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It was made in 1980, but was just released today on DVD, and is only $13 at Amazon.

It's also been making the rounds at theaters that still do midnight movies. I think it was at Coolidge Corner last weekend, in fact.


Polter-Cow - Aug 26, 2004 4:44:42 am PDT #3080 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sequel rumors galore!

Of special interest: David Boreanaz's next role? and (Plei go SQUEE!) a Harold and Kumar sequel! Also, (all but three of us go GROOAN) a possible Unbreakable sequel?