And on the weapon tool front, here's this little beauty (I own one, excellent for camping):
I believe that's my hey. Hey!
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JohnSweden - Aug 06, 2004 12:05:57 pm PDT #2289 of 10001
I can't even.
§ ita § - Aug 06, 2004 12:06:08 pm PDT #2290 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Those songs need to be covered, lisah.
Nutty - Aug 06, 2004 12:07:04 pm PDT #2291 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Jesse is me in the "knife is too general a category for me to paint them all with the same brush" corner. A sword is a weapon; a throwing knife is a weapon; I'll even venture that a Bowie knife is a weapon (although damned useful for other things too) -- but nothing in my kitchen is a weapon until it is being used that way.
Not even a cleaver!
Tom Scola - Aug 06, 2004 12:07:49 pm PDT #2292 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Hairspray was 1988.
§ ita § - Aug 06, 2004 12:13:53 pm PDT #2293 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse is me in the "knife is too general a category for me to paint them all with the same brush" corner.
Jesse's not in that corner anymore. We threatened to hit her with a hammer and she came out.
Sean K - Aug 06, 2004 12:30:39 pm PDT #2294 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hammers aren't ANYWHERE near as good weapons.
I was going to make a point about warhammers, but Hec beat me to it, and now I feel deprived of verbal sparring with ita.
I'll just sit here being quietly bitter.
Except to say that I think that regular run of the mill hammers are probably just as effective as kitchen knives for home defense - possibly less dangerous to your opponent, but less likelyhood of accidentally opening an artery.
§ ita § - Aug 06, 2004 12:33:45 pm PDT #2295 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Except to say that I think that regular run of the mill hammers are probably just as effective as kitchen knives for home defense
You think? I disagree -- a hammer of decent weight will have so much momentum that if you miss on any swing, you're wide open until you recover. Glancing blows aren't as debilitating. Also, if they touch the hammer by mistake, they're in no danger. The effective surface is also more concentrated.
DavidS - Aug 06, 2004 12:36:45 pm PDT #2296 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You think? I disagree A hammer of decent weight will have so much momentum that if you miss on any swing, you're wide open until you recover. Glancing blows aren't as debilitating. Also, if they touch the hammer by mistake, they're in no danger. The effective surface is also more concentrated.
Note to ita's file: adjust ratio so that Thinks About Lethal Property Of Commonplace Objects In Her Idle Time is greater than Thinks About Wet, Bespectacled, Barefoot Men In Her Idle Time.
§ ita § - Aug 06, 2004 12:38:17 pm PDT #2297 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
adjust ratio so that Thinks About Lethal Property Of Commonplace Objects In Her Idle Time is greater than Thinks About Wet, Bespectacled, Barefoot Men In Her Idle Time.
What do you think these men are holding in their hands?
Sean K - Aug 06, 2004 12:39:37 pm PDT #2298 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
(ita's making me feel much better....)
I disagree -- a hammer of decent weight will have so much momentum that if you miss on any swing, you're wide open until you recover. Glancing blows aren't as debilitating. Also, if they touch the hammer by mistake, they're in no danger. The effective surface is also more concentrated.
You're such a whackaloon. The downsides (which I think you're overexaggerating, it's not like we're talking about swinging a mace here....) are vastly outweighed by the lack of possible self-amputation.