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'Life of the Party'


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§ ita § - Aug 06, 2004 11:30:02 am PDT #2265 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just found out that she is diabetic. I did not know that.

Did you find out in an ad? I'd read it somewhere, but I've recently seen she's a spokesperson of some sort for a diabetes-related organisation.

I don't think a knife is a weapon in the same way a gun is a weapon

I wouldn't either. But I think the history of the knife, the explicit design and use of some models to cause pain in an opponent leans me towards an easy weapon designation.

Sickles -- there I might waffle, even though I've trained with one. Which suddenly reminded me T-Boz is a spokesperson for a sickle-cell anaemia organisation. God, we black women are sick, aren't we?


Jesse - Aug 06, 2004 11:32:36 am PDT #2266 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But I think the history of the knife, the explicit design and use of some models to cause pain in an opponent leans me towards an easy weapon designation.

I'd be easier based on the model. The knives in my kitchen are like the hammers in my closet -- not made to be weapons, although they'd do a lot of damage easily.


Scrappy - Aug 06, 2004 11:39:10 am PDT #2267 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

What in the wide wide world of sports is going on?

I say this all the time. No one ever gets it.


§ ita § - Aug 06, 2004 11:39:33 am PDT #2268 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The knives in my kitchen are like the hammers in my closet -- not made to be weapons

Well, the butter knives, and the dinner knives, only surely? I mean -- steak knives and cleavers and chef's knives and paring knives -- those are just an opponent short of a bloodbath!

I swear -- the krav shower I was recently at was mostly very normal. But damn, if her eyes didn't light up just a little bit oddly when she got to the Vera Wang cake serving set gift. Her poor inlaws.


Jesse - Aug 06, 2004 11:42:22 am PDT #2269 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I mean -- steak knives and cleavers and chef's knives and paring knives -- those are just an opponent short of a bloodbath!

Dude! They are just like the hammer! Meant to be tools, good as a weapon as well. Not made to be a weapon!! Just because you're bloodthirsty doesn't make my knife a weapon.


§ ita § - Aug 06, 2004 11:44:33 am PDT #2270 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hammers aren't ANYWHERE near as good weapons. This my bloodthirst assures me.


JohnSweden - Aug 06, 2004 11:44:46 am PDT #2271 of 10001
I can't even.

Dude! They are just like the hammer! Meant to be tools, good as a weapon as well. Not made to be a weapon!! Just because you're bloodthirsty doesn't make my knife a weapon.

Like ita said, whenever I'm handling sharp knives, I think of them as weapons. Keeps me from cutting myself as much, probably. Butter knives I can hardly think of as tools, since they aren't much use even with butter.


DavidS - Aug 06, 2004 11:46:35 am PDT #2272 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hammers aren't ANYWHERE near as good weapons. This my bloodthirst assures me.

Well, if your opponent is wearing plate armor a war hammer (which had a pointy end for metal penetration) was useful.


Jesse - Aug 06, 2004 11:47:55 am PDT #2273 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Butter knives make excellent substitute screwdivers, though.

I've hurt myself equally with a hammer and a knife, I think.


§ ita § - Aug 06, 2004 11:48:17 am PDT #2274 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

if your opponent is wearing plate armor a war hammer (which had a pointy end for metal penetration) was useful

You, living in weirdo SF, may have a war hammer in your cupboard you consider a household tool. Dollars to donuts Jesse's is a little more Home Depot than Homicidal Despot.