Alien v. Predator is many things, including, I think, a video game. Most recently, a movie upon which I heaped disdain.
Then I noticed it starred Sanaa Lathaam, Colin Salmon, and Raoul Bova.
Huh.
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Alien v. Predator is many things, including, I think, a video game. Most recently, a movie upon which I heaped disdain.
Then I noticed it starred Sanaa Lathaam, Colin Salmon, and Raoul Bova.
Huh.
Oh. So it's good then.
It has the makings of a classic.
It's set in Antarctica, how naked can Bova get? Without being humiliated, I mean.
Maybe they'll have to decontaminate on re-entering the base. He looks full of hard-to-reach places.
I'm so glad I don't have to see Alien vs. Predator.
I can only get the appeal of Alien vs Predator in a theoretical way, if I think of it as an update of the old Godzilla vs Mothra genre. But when I think about the probably execution, CGI on top of CGI, I think "eh."
I can only get the appeal of Alien vs Predator in a theoretical way, if I think of it as an update of the old Godzilla vs Mothra genre. But when I think about the probably execution, CGI on top of CGI, I think "eh."
It looks fun enough, with the fighting and the blowing shit up. I wouldn't pay to see it, but it might be enjoyable one of these days.
Also, they should remake Godzilla vs. Mothra, and Mothra should be played by Halle Berry.
Also, they should remake Godzilla vs. Mothra, and Mothra should be played by Halle Berry.
And Godzilla should be played by Mecha-Streisand.
I miss Kevin Peter Hall.