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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


evil jimi - Jul 31, 2004 7:57:09 pm PDT #1821 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

You didn't like Star Trek: First Contact? Wow, a tough audience indeed.

Yahoo is reporting that Eric Bana will be the next James Bond.

Wow, an Italian-Australian James Bond. When Bana retires they'll be looking for a Jamaican-Scotsman, followed by a Polynesian-Irishman.

...just a bit of contempt.

A worthy feeling, ita. Mark Read is full of shit. His autobiography is supposedly full of fantasy. Bana did give an amazing performance though.


Gris - Jul 31, 2004 8:16:44 pm PDT #1822 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Just watched X-Men and X2. Again.

The third movie could not possibly come soon enough.


Allyson - Jul 31, 2004 8:46:05 pm PDT #1823 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Saw Bourne Supremacy. I was Supremely Bored. Which is sad. I was so looking forward to it.


Scrappy - Jul 31, 2004 8:56:28 pm PDT #1824 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I thought Bana was amazing in Chopper. I saw it in the theater, which kept me with the movie even though I really disliked the main character and everyone around him. I ended up liking the film a lot, but probably wouldn't have stuck with it if I'd seen it at home.


Stephanie - Jul 31, 2004 9:01:40 pm PDT #1825 of 10001
Trust my rage

Saw Bourne Supremacy. I was Supremely Bored.

That's disappointing to hear. I loved the books and thought the first movie was decent.


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2004 9:08:28 pm PDT #1826 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I liked the second movie, better than the first. At least I knew not to go in comparing it to text.

I liked the jiggly camera effect -- I remembered to sit back from my normal spot, and it just made stuff feel all verite and shit.

I wish there'd been more hand to hand, but, eh. The fight scenes won't go down in the history books. Can't argue with offing Potente -- that's my kind of driver.

I need to submit Karl Urban for second place in the "You know my face...from those three hobbit movies...cast me!" awards. Nice job. Also liked how almost scrawny he was, compared to his turn in Riddick Chronicles.

Do not like Julia Stiles -- she's a potato with a very small nose. Do like Matt, thought he did a great determined and just-short-of-pissed job. Joan Allen was pretty good too, and Agamemnon was all you could ask him to be.

Also, maybe next time more shirtlessness -- I can get more tasty man-pec from a 2 and a half minute Usher video.

Mark Read is full of shit.

I will say Bana conveyed this very well. I got the feeling that Chopper really wanted me to watch the movie, but I found I was just as able to roll my eyes at him while they were watching something else.


Stephanie - Jul 31, 2004 9:22:53 pm PDT #1827 of 10001
Trust my rage

ita is making me feel better.

I won't get to see the movie until at least next weekend, but I was looking forward to a good action/spy thriller.

I also am not a big fan of Julia Stiles. They showed the Prince & Me on the plane over here and since it was hour 9 of the flight, I watched it. I was actually enjoying it until it came time for her to head to Denmark (spoilerfont just in case someone wants to see this movie) and then it got pretty unbelievable.


alienprayer - Aug 01, 2004 4:50:55 am PDT #1828 of 10001
Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce

There is another reason to see Blade 2. Danny John-Jules as one of the acrobat guys. The Cat! From Red Dwarf! In a movie! I don't remember him being very good, but it's still a trip if you're into Red Dwarf.


Kate P. - Aug 01, 2004 6:33:02 am PDT #1829 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I think there may have been some creative for-TV editing, Matt. Because every version (and there are a couple, a la Blade Runner) I've seen has that happen after he fucked up the quote from The Day The Earth Stood Still.

No, I'm going to have to go with Matt on this one. I just watched Army of Darkness (Director's Cut) a few weeks ago, and I remember the windmill scene happening before he finds the Necronomicon.

Hellboy was pretty great, though.

Agreed! I liked it a lot. Ron Perlman totally sold it for me.

I'm going to see The Bourne Supremacy this afternoon, yay! Though I'm pissed at myself for looking at ita's whitefont above. grr.


JZ - Aug 01, 2004 6:35:01 am PDT #1830 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I cannot abide Julia Stiles, and when I saw Bourne Supremacy last night I was so, so grateful that she was just in it for a little tiny bit, and that during her brief appearance the stakes were high enough that she was forced to express actual emotions. I generally hate her but really found her not at all unbearable in this. I did have a moment of panic when Famke died, because I knew Julia was in it and the thought of her as replacement-Famke terrified me. (Which was irritating, as I wanted to be able to be more affected by Marie's death, and I loved, in a wrecked sort of way, the final Night Of The Hunteresque shot of her, and it was mighty annoying to have that pleasurablesad experience interfered with by Stiles Fear.) But eventually she showed up, expressed two actual emotions, and then he locked her in a utility closet and we never saw her again! Best Julia Stiles appearance ever, IMO.

I liked the whole thing overall well enough (certainly better than Hec), but then I am acting's bitch and so the plot holes and shaky camera work bothered me not a whit as long as either Matt Damon, Joan Allen, or, really, any other human was onscreen. So very well cast.

Also, I realized about 2/3 of the way in that my brain and heat had totally woobified Jason Bourne. I don't know what it says about me that my two biggest woobies are Bourne and Dr. Zoidberg.