Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Dana - Jul 29, 2004 4:38:32 am PDT #1549 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I don't understand people who liked Cube. It seemed to me like a pretty typical gory horror movie. Also, don't watch the second one.

Your hotness update: Orlando Bloom: hot. Christian Bale: hot.


kat perez - Jul 29, 2004 4:48:03 am PDT #1550 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I'm probably the last Buffista in the free world to see Spiderman 2 and I know the conversation has moved on, but saw it, loved it. I will now forever hear the Spiderman song as sung by the plucky violin woman. And I don't find JF hot, but I did find TM hot in this movie which is a little disturbing because he's always creeped me out a bit in the past. The astronaut patsy that KD was going to marry. . . now he was hot.


Jessica - Jul 29, 2004 4:55:06 am PDT #1551 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So what's supposed to be so damn good about The Triplets of Belleville? I just watched it and I'm pretty meh about it. Also meh on Touch of Evil

I just saw Cube, which finally broke my streak of meh.

It's like he's speaking English, and yet I can't seem to make out the meaning.

DH and I saw Vanity Fair last night. I haven't read the book, so I can't comment on it as an adaptation. As a movie, it's a very well-made bit of fluff, but I wanted more substance. (It also felt very rushed in places, almost as if they were trying to cram 900+ pages of text into 2 hours and 20 minutes of film. Oh, wait...)


Nutty - Jul 29, 2004 5:03:27 am PDT #1552 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

It just struck me as yet another corrupt cop story

This is so. The appeal of the movie, if you're to find any, is in the baroque grossness of the world -- outraged Charlton Heston, bloated Orson Welles, Marlene Dietrich being old and cynical, Mercedes McCambridge as a baby dyke. I tend to prefer my noir lean and understated, so Touch of Evil isn't especially high on my list. On balance, I'll almost always choose something from the beginning of the noir cycle over something from the end of it.

That best-ever-in-the-history-of-anything long, long opening shot!

I'll also agree with P-C that the opening shot suffers from Forrest Gump-itis, which is a shot more interesting for its technical ability than for its content. While I can appreciate form, it's the content that matters to me. (Also, I think it was an invitation to generations of film students who thereafter never met a trick shot they couldn't indulge.)


bon bon - Jul 29, 2004 5:56:55 am PDT #1553 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It also may help to look at Touch of Evil as a B movie-- it's often said it was the best B movie ever made. It's pretty campy in parts.


JZ - Jul 29, 2004 6:04:50 am PDT #1554 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I think the opening shot of Halloween is fair competition.

But would the opening shot of Halloween even exist without Touch of Evil ? And the mundane-ness of the opening shot totally works for me -- the swoopy but aimless wandering about, nothing going on, nothing happening, cars crawling through a checkpoint, half-heard conversations, barely-glimpsed couples out for an evening walk, the gritty grubby uneventfulness of it all, capped off with a big old tawdry cheesy B-movie explosion. It's totally a B movie, and it revels in its own cheese and dirt and grime.


Polter-Cow - Jul 29, 2004 6:06:41 am PDT #1555 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's like he's speaking English, and yet I can't seem to make out the meaning.

"It's like he's trying to tell me something, I just know it!" I'm often a philistine when it comes to movie tastes. You should know this by now.

I'll also agree with P-C that the opening shot suffers from Forrest Gump-itis, which is a shot more interesting for its technical ability than for its content.

Aw. I appreciate the agreement, but I really like Forrest Gump.

But would the opening shot of Halloween even exist without Touch of Evil ?

Oh, oh, oh. Just because something inspired something else doesn't mean the original something has to be megasuperawesome.


Nutty - Jul 29, 2004 6:12:37 am PDT #1556 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Aw. I appreciate the agreement, but I really like Forrest Gump.

Dude. Now P-C is dead to me! Do you have no appreciation for how emotionally cheap and self-congratulatory that movie was?? I walked out of the theatre hating it, and that was before Newt Gingrich declared it an accurate history of the last few decades.


Polter-Cow - Jul 29, 2004 6:18:18 am PDT #1557 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Now P-C is dead to me! Do you have no appreciation for how emotionally cheap and self-congratulatory that movie was??

Waaait, now I'm supposed to appreciate when a movie is bad ? Man, this whole "appreciation" thing is so confusing. I haven't seen it in a while, but I didn't feel like it was emotionally cheap and self-congratulatory. It was one man's wacky jaunt through history.

Man, I'm like the deadest person in this thread right now. Quick, someone tell me they love The Thin Red Line or hate Groundhog Day so I can make a zombie pal.


Jessica - Jul 29, 2004 6:20:28 am PDT #1558 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Quick, someone tell me they love The Thin Red Line or hate Groundhog Day so I can make a zombie pal.

I love The Thin Red Line, and am indifferent towards Groundhog Day.

But I also loathe Donnie Darko, so you probably don't really want me in your zombie club anyway.