Oh. D'oh. You recommended It! The Terror from Beyond Space. Oops. It! Them! Who can tell the difference? But anyway, you should see Them! then. But at least that explains why I wondered what kind of crack you were smoking to say that Alien was basically a remake of Them!

Actually, it's It! that ALIEN was a remake of, not Them. Seriously. That, and Mario Bava's PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES.

Um, Tombstone is a frozen pizza and silver is a precious metal.

Glurg. Here I was, in the middle of the night, looking for deep metaphoric meaning. Oops.

Glurg. Here I was, in the middle of the night, looking for deep metaphoric meaning. Oops.

Never look for deep meaning when bad jokes will do.

t /Boulder's rule

Wise words, sage advice.

Note to self: The three wise men are Larry, Moe & Curly.

Note to self: The three wise men are Larry, Moe & Curly.

"Frankenstein?! You were supposed to bring frankincense!" *THWAP*

Timelies.

I saw Ju-on last night and wow was it creepy as fuck. I am now really looking forward to The Grudge (which is being directed by the same guy, who happened to be there that night and gave a little speech at the beginning).

Beej had a question about the release timing.... Ju-on is being released in a limited fashion for the art house crowd and to build word of mouth on the English language version.

I'm here to tell you, the word from my mouth? Scary. And that was on a tiny budget.

Basically what it comes down to is: You're fucked. If you go in the house, you're fucked. If you walk by the house, you're fucked. If you live near the house, you're fucked. If you talk to someone whose friend accidentally touched someone who shared a subway ride with someone who thought about the house, you're fucked.

I saw the online trailer to Ju-on yesterday. I thought the chalk-white gibbering naked (presumably?) dead people that the characters kept stumbling across were scary enough, but when someone lifts up the sheet they're sleeping under and one of them is under it right in their face?

Eeeeeeeeeeeek!!!

So I just saw the original Manchurian Candidate. Dude, such a great movie. I love how it just lets itself unfold, so there are all these "Oh my God!" moments throughout, but they never call attention to themselves; the movie gives the audience enough credit to be figuring out the plot as it goes along. I also wasn't sure how well regarded Frank Sinatra was as an actor (how many successful singer-actors are there?), but I was pretty impressed.

(Nutty, I loved the hydrangeas scene as well. And I really wonder why "Why don't you pass the time by playing a little Solitaire?" hasn't become a more popular catchphrase.)

My main quibble is with the climax, which reminds me a lot of the scene in "Serenity" where we're made to believe Jayne is going to shoot Mal, so he keeps the crosshairs on him until the final moment. It's there to fool the audience, and with Jayne, I can fanwank that he's just playing around. But here, I don't see why Raymond would keep the crosshairs on Ben all that time if he weren't going to shoot him; why not keep them on Johnny? I guess he was supposed to be having conflicts with his programming, but I didn't see that reflected in the acting.

Still, great political thriller, and now that the remake has Jessica's Seal of Approval, I'm anxious to see it.

Before I had seen the Manchurian Candidate or read A Tale of Two Cities, I always got confused about who was playing solitaire, and who was knitting. I knew each of them had a woman doing something ominously....

Speaking of Tombstone and Silverado, another great modern western is Barbarosa, with Willie Nelson and a young Gary Busey.

It's just a shame the only DVD version available is a crappy pan&scan copy with no extras. Maybe one day they'll get Fred, Gary and Willie to sit in a booth and do a commentary for it. I don't know why but I think that could be a cool conversation/discussion.