Minearverse 4: ita got a moon, Allyson got degloved
BWAH
Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?
'Trash'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Anne W. - Jun 21, 2005 11:45:00 am PDT #9755 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Dana - Jun 21, 2005 11:47:23 am PDT #9756 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I think several people were happy with "Support Group for Clumsy People."
Love it.
aurelia - Jun 21, 2005 11:48:05 am PDT #9757 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Yup, twas Aurelia's coinage: Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
hee
Jessica - Jun 21, 2005 11:49:46 am PDT #9758 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
This should probably be happening in Bureau, so the Stompies can easily find it when they need to pick out a consensus.
Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 11:56:07 am PDT #9759 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hey, ita, this is how much I love you. I tried to talk Tim into going to Krav. He was worried he might break into a million pieces or something, but i assured him that you wouldn't let that happen. He still seems skeptical.
But I was thinkin' of ya.
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2005 12:17:18 pm PDT #9760 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We don't break people. Well, not beginners, anyway.
Doesn't he have a private gym in his mansion? I do have an hourly rate, and I would be so gentle.
Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 12:22:06 pm PDT #9761 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I do have an hourly rate, and I would be so gentle.
Awww, this would be great. can you tell him your hourly rate is double what it really is and then come over and watch teevee with me for the other hour since you'll be in the hood?
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2005 12:25:35 pm PDT #9762 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd watch teevee with you for free, Allyson, but why not get paid for it?
Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 12:30:06 pm PDT #9763 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I love spending Tim's money in my imagination.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 21, 2005 12:36:15 pm PDT #9764 of 10001
What is even happening?
You know Allyson, I know what your tag says. I remember the conversation, was involved in it, even. I just skimmed over it with my eyes, as I went to read your last post, and thought it was something like you want to be eating...well. Right.
*rubs eyes very hard*