Hey, ita, this is how much I love you. I tried to talk Tim into going to Krav. He was worried he might break into a million pieces or something, but i assured him that you wouldn't let that happen. He still seems skeptical.
But I was thinkin' of ya.
Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 11:56:07 am PDT #9759 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2005 12:17:18 pm PDT #9760 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We don't break people. Well, not beginners, anyway.
Doesn't he have a private gym in his mansion? I do have an hourly rate, and I would be so gentle.
Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 12:22:06 pm PDT #9761 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I do have an hourly rate, and I would be so gentle.
Awww, this would be great. can you tell him your hourly rate is double what it really is and then come over and watch teevee with me for the other hour since you'll be in the hood?
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2005 12:25:35 pm PDT #9762 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd watch teevee with you for free, Allyson, but why not get paid for it?
Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 12:30:06 pm PDT #9763 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I love spending Tim's money in my imagination.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 21, 2005 12:36:15 pm PDT #9764 of 10001
What is even happening?
You know Allyson, I know what your tag says. I remember the conversation, was involved in it, even. I just skimmed over it with my eyes, as I went to read your last post, and thought it was something like you want to be eating...well. Right.
*rubs eyes very hard*
Vortex - Jun 21, 2005 1:04:22 pm PDT #9765 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
But, no, the title stems from her job as a librarian. I
I'm embarrassed to know this, but I wanted to save librarians from the insult. she's not a librarian, she works in a bookstore.
Lilty Cash - Jun 21, 2005 1:09:21 pm PDT #9766 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Oh, ok. I hadn't actually seen more than a few seconds before The Inside. I thought I'd heard a long time ago she was going to be a librarian. Maybe they decided belief could only be so suspended.
HiddenSky - Jun 21, 2005 4:59:01 pm PDT #9767 of 10001
"There are two sorts of people in the world: those who believe Joss Whedon is a genius and those who are wrong." - Connie Ogle, Miami Herald
I'm embarrassed to know this, but I wanted to save librarians from the insult. she's not a librarian, she works in a bookstore.
Alas, Stacked is set in a bookstore. (< - works in a real bookstore)
BartlebyFink - Jun 21, 2005 6:18:31 pm PDT #9768 of 10001
One Hot Burrito!
Stacked, giving bookstore employees bad names.