I hate you all.
Not a fan of Piers Anthony and his Xanth novels?
She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.
Wash ,'War Stories'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
thegrommit - Jun 29, 2004 5:28:22 pm PDT #974 of 10001
Um.
Allyson - Jun 29, 2004 5:28:55 pm PDT #975 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I had an interview today that made me sad. One of the questions was, "Do you know how to use Netscape?"
Um.
Um.
What does that MEAN?
So I said, "What do you mean?"
He explained that Netscape is a program that helps you look things up on the internet.
Um.
Um.
Um.
cries
§ ita § - Jun 29, 2004 5:31:37 pm PDT #976 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's okay to cry, Allyson. It's just not okay to cry before you kill the interviewer. It can mess with your vision and has been found to increase the incidence of slip and fall accidents.
DavidS - Jun 29, 2004 5:32:05 pm PDT #977 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So I said, "What do you mean?"
That was not the right answer. The right answer is "Of course. How do you think I run my fandom empire, you wretched dolt?"
Allyson - Jun 29, 2004 5:38:13 pm PDT #978 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I told him I prefer IE. What makes me the most sad is that he asked the question AFTER asking me if I knew anything about updating websites. I said I could code simple things in HTML, but have trouble with tables.
My resume lists my sites.
Allyson - Jun 29, 2004 5:41:19 pm PDT #979 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh, speaking of fandom empires, I got an e from Fury with his new office info, and gave him the new Q&A. I googled a bit, and there already is a fandom for Lost.
Then I saw a commercial for it. There's a lot of people running amok in their panties.
Daniel Dae Kim is in it. I did not see him running around in his panties, sadly.
§ ita § - Jun 29, 2004 5:43:03 pm PDT #980 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I did not see him running around in his panties, sadly.
He isn't, by any chance, running around in anyone else's panties?
Dom's, maybe?
Allyson - Jun 29, 2004 5:45:45 pm PDT #981 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I should have put that in the Q&A.
SailAweigh - Jun 29, 2004 5:46:25 pm PDT #982 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Lost
I know I'm going to sound like a dolt, but who lost what? DDK's panties?
§ ita § - Jun 29, 2004 5:46:55 pm PDT #983 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Panty roll call!