I despise puns.
So, you consider them punishment?
t swoons with pun-loving fangurly admiration
Zoe: Nobody's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
JZ - Jun 29, 2004 3:24:00 pm PDT #968 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
DCJensen - Jun 29, 2004 4:22:43 pm PDT #969 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
It's always o-pun season here with the Buffistas.
libkitty - Jun 29, 2004 4:41:38 pm PDT #970 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
o-pun
Ooooh! Nasty!
::grins, chuckling::
Typo Boy - Jun 29, 2004 4:46:19 pm PDT #971 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
It's always o-pun season here with the Buffistas.
And so-fun filled with punny tales - since many of us have cats, perhaps punny tails. Some of us named kat appeal to males (and of course females). Good thing this post isn't traveling through the U.S. mails.
Daisy Jane - Jun 29, 2004 5:06:46 pm PDT #972 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I hate you all.
Consuela - Jun 29, 2004 5:11:14 pm PDT #973 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I grew to loathe the Callahan stories. Loved Stardance. Found Night of Power deeply disturbing, but I forget why.
Of Brust, I enjoy the hell out of the Taltos and Paarfi novels, but find them too much work to keep the gamesplaying straight. I'm very behind on them. I adored Freedom and Necessity, even though I don't understand anything about Hegel or dialectics (and anyone who feels like explaining it, please feel free). Liked Agyar, thought The Sun, the Moon, and the Stars was brilliant but need to reread it. And I need to find a copy of To Reign in Hell because I only read it the once.
thegrommit - Jun 29, 2004 5:28:22 pm PDT #974 of 10001
Um.
I hate you all.
Not a fan of Piers Anthony and his Xanth novels?
Allyson - Jun 29, 2004 5:28:55 pm PDT #975 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I had an interview today that made me sad. One of the questions was, "Do you know how to use Netscape?"
Um.
Um.
What does that MEAN?
So I said, "What do you mean?"
He explained that Netscape is a program that helps you look things up on the internet.
Um.
Um.
Um.
cries
§ ita § - Jun 29, 2004 5:31:37 pm PDT #976 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's okay to cry, Allyson. It's just not okay to cry before you kill the interviewer. It can mess with your vision and has been found to increase the incidence of slip and fall accidents.
DavidS - Jun 29, 2004 5:32:05 pm PDT #977 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So I said, "What do you mean?"
That was not the right answer. The right answer is "Of course. How do you think I run my fandom empire, you wretched dolt?"