I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


amych - Jun 09, 2005 4:54:58 am PDT #8439 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

But I really mainly posted because amych namechecked my poodle.

If that's what it takes to draw you out of the woodwork, I will sing her LULU name in every LULU thread LULU to make it happen more LULU often.


DXMachina - Jun 09, 2005 5:10:48 am PDT #8440 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Would Webster be a tip of the nib to Webster as in dictionary? He who has lots of data and answers, but you have to really look into him to see what they are? Or John Webster as in "The Duchess of Malfi" and "The Devil's Law-Case"?

Or the "Devil and Daniel Webster"?


Ginger - Jun 09, 2005 5:15:32 am PDT #8441 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I liked the twist with the suicide, although it seems kind of (really really) impossible.

The suicide did bring to mind the Gahan Wilson cartoon that showed a hand sticking out of a meat grinder next to a pile of ground meat. A police officer is saying, "Most determined case of suicide I've ever seen." I also missed what actually killed her, unless it was shock. I do admit that I have seen people with bipolar disorder do some pretty unlikely things on the manic side, although among the people I've known, it runs more to things like trying to call the president.

It also seemed a bit unlikely that it took Rebecca to notice the subway link. (Particularly since the agents would have known about evil subway employee serial killers if they watched L&O: CI.)


§ ita § - Jun 09, 2005 5:16:28 am PDT #8442 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I also missed what actually killed her, unless it was shock

Same thing that killed all the others. The killer wasn't actually killing -- the death was a side effect of having the faces and hands skinned.


Jessica - Jun 09, 2005 5:25:08 am PDT #8443 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I buy that she could skin one of her own hands, but the idea of then using the skinless hand to do the other and half of her face is hard to swallow.

resists urge to use the phrase "hand-waving"


msbelle - Jun 09, 2005 5:28:32 am PDT #8444 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

you know what - seeing it on the show last night - completely fine.

discussing it like this and making me actually THINK about it - making me want to kinda puke.

Thanks Tim, you should have sent out motion sickness bags in the press kit to make fun of the gore-o-phobic.


Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2005 5:31:06 am PDT #8445 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Were both hands skinned? I thought only the right hand was skinned (which was the clue that she'd done it herself, because all the other victims had had their left hands skinned, and Alvarez, being left-handed, couldn't do that).


§ ita § - Jun 09, 2005 5:31:24 am PDT #8446 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The minute I typed about it (and was therefore extra hand-conscious) DEAR GOD THAT'S NASTY.


Astarte - Jun 09, 2005 5:32:33 am PDT #8447 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

"I know all your problems" made up for the cheese of "forged in pain" (which also did work for Web the Puppet Master.) Also, now I want to know ALL their problems-and my money's on Transvestite!Danny (imagine the action figure). Hee.

The triangle's very interesting to me. Both the Sainted one and the PM see Rebecca as a tabula rasa-what happens when she decides she should be the one writing on it. Will she be able to? Or will the imprint of others be too strong to overcome (easily)?

I did almost ralph along with Rebecca in the morgue.

I'm still thinking about this show morning after. Good sign.

Congrats, Tim.


Calli - Jun 09, 2005 5:35:22 am PDT #8448 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I think the "forged in pain" line worked a lot better in context than it did in the ads. Still, not my favorite line.