Tim crates his carrots, I bet.
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - Jun 25, 2004 7:27:53 am PDT #795 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Polter-Cow - Jun 25, 2004 7:29:19 am PDT #796 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
But does he steam them? Steamed carrots are icky.
Lilty Cash - Jun 25, 2004 7:32:06 am PDT #797 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
As I see it, there is no need to do anything to a carrot. They is good just as they is.
Allyson - Jun 25, 2004 7:36:57 am PDT #798 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Tim crates his carrots, I bet.
But do the carrots love him for it?
§ ita § - Jun 25, 2004 7:38:13 am PDT #799 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But do the carrots love him for it?
What's not to love?
Allyson - Jun 25, 2004 7:40:06 am PDT #800 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
About being crated? I should have crated you in at night. You were awfully unruly.
msbelle - Jun 25, 2004 7:40:20 am PDT #801 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ita secretly wants to be crated. it's all so clear now.
§ ita § - Jun 25, 2004 7:41:37 am PDT #802 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
::edits personals ad::
msbelle - Jun 25, 2004 7:42:43 am PDT #803 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
dude you are gonna attract sickos. but maybe you like that.
fish eye.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 25, 2004 7:45:22 am PDT #804 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Hey, one person's personal ad is another's invitation for new, guiltless victimssparring partners...