As I see it, there is no need to do anything to a carrot. They is good just as they is.
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Lilty Cash - Jun 25, 2004 7:32:06 am PDT #797 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Allyson - Jun 25, 2004 7:36:57 am PDT #798 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Tim crates his carrots, I bet.
But do the carrots love him for it?
§ ita § - Jun 25, 2004 7:38:13 am PDT #799 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But do the carrots love him for it?
What's not to love?
Allyson - Jun 25, 2004 7:40:06 am PDT #800 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
About being crated? I should have crated you in at night. You were awfully unruly.
msbelle - Jun 25, 2004 7:40:20 am PDT #801 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ita secretly wants to be crated. it's all so clear now.
§ ita § - Jun 25, 2004 7:41:37 am PDT #802 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
::edits personals ad::
msbelle - Jun 25, 2004 7:42:43 am PDT #803 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
dude you are gonna attract sickos. but maybe you like that.
fish eye.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 25, 2004 7:45:22 am PDT #804 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Hey, one person's personal ad is another's invitation for new, guiltless victimssparring partners...
§ ita § - Jun 25, 2004 7:45:59 am PDT #805 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Attracting sickos would be a step up for me.
And Matt has a point.
Daisy Jane - Jun 25, 2004 7:56:24 am PDT #806 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
How do you eat cooked carrots if not steamed? I can see sauteed maybe in nutmeg and pepper.
Also think raw are the best.