You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Wolfram - Jun 01, 2005 5:31:44 am PDT #7640 of 10001
Visilurking

Hey, for all we know, the Invisible Girl was in all 7 seasons.

Maybe she moved over to Angel and had a thing going with Phantom Dennis.


amych - Jun 01, 2005 5:34:10 am PDT #7641 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Maybe she moved over to Angel and had a thing going with Phantom Dennis.

Come to think of it, I'm amazed I haven't seen (?) this pairing in fic.


Jessica - Jun 01, 2005 5:44:38 am PDT #7642 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Then again, the guy has been jerking himself off about the possibilities of a Spike TV Movie

I think if someone talked like this about Fury or Minear, you'd strangle them in their sleep.

But since I can't find the review online, I can't say for sure whether or not I know the person who wrote it. So I'm trying real hard to restrain my knee-jerk emotional reaction.


Allyson - Jun 01, 2005 5:47:37 am PDT #7643 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think if someone talked like this about Fury or Minear, you'd strangle them in their sleep.

Not if I agreed with them. I'm a jerk like that.

Michael Ausiello (sp?) wrote it.

ETA: Here's the link, Jess. There are spoilers for shows I don't watch, I think.


Vortex - Jun 01, 2005 5:57:23 am PDT #7644 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Beauty and the Geek is a hoot,

this right here makes me discount the entire review.


Wolfram - Jun 01, 2005 6:07:02 am PDT #7645 of 10001
Visilurking

I think Ausiello is a little high on himself, which is a big part of his shtick, but you can't take his reviews too seriously. And he's entitled to his opinion, no matter how wrong-headed it might be.

I actually appreciate his regular pimping of a Spike movie because I'd love to see it happen.


Jessica - Jun 01, 2005 6:07:26 am PDT #7646 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Not if I agreed with them. I'm a jerk like that.

Fair enough.

I wonder what Matt Roush thought of it. His tastes overlap mine more often than Mike's do. (And damnit, if DH still worked there full-time, I'd have seen 2 eps already, and could have an opinion of my own.)

[But I do have to respond to:

I think Ausiello is a little high on himself, which is a big part of his shtick

That shtick is what gets you a column with your name at the top of it in the entertainment writing world -- nobody gets paid to be humble. It's really not a reliable measure of someone's personality.]


Jon B. - Jun 01, 2005 6:08:57 am PDT #7647 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

So NCIS isn't an internetty abbreviation, but is the actual name of the show? And it's been on for two seasons? I am so out of it.


sumi - Jun 01, 2005 6:09:40 am PDT #7648 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

It's on at the same time as Gilmore Girls.


Wolfram - Jun 01, 2005 6:12:37 am PDT #7649 of 10001
Visilurking

That shtick is what gets you a column with your name at the top of it in the entertainment writing world -- nobody gets paid to be humble. It's really not a reliable measure of someone's personality.

That's true. I meant that his writing persona is high on himself. IRL he's probably a completely different person.