Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Daisy Jane - May 31, 2005 2:34:44 pm PDT #7594 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yeah, but we kinda knew what happened to her. I mean someone who wouldn't mess up continuity if Tim had killed him/her in that mysterious (but wonderful, I hear) Buffy episode he wrote. Someone in Xander's family perhaps?


Daisy Jane - May 31, 2005 2:35:39 pm PDT #7595 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

We could have Tim off one of them in a spectacular manner.

Right after making us develop a grudging fondness for her.


Gris - May 31, 2005 2:36:10 pm PDT #7596 of 10001
Hey. New board.

We do see his dad, lit from behind, in Restless.

Does he ever appear for the wedding? I don't remember.

Or, Willow's Mom seems like an option. Whatever happened to her, post-MOO?


Daisy Jane - May 31, 2005 2:38:19 pm PDT #7597 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

She's mentioned to Kennedy while they're talking about Tara.


Gris - May 31, 2005 2:39:18 pm PDT #7598 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Hey, can we kill Kennedy?

Please?

ETA: Or maybe Riley comes back to die at Buffy's feet. And infect her with a speechifying disease.


DCJensen - May 31, 2005 2:54:27 pm PDT #7599 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

How about Willy the Snitch?


Nilly - May 31, 2005 2:59:09 pm PDT #7600 of 10001
Swouncing

We never found out what happened to Dru, right? Or Oz, for that matters.


UTTAD - May 31, 2005 3:02:25 pm PDT #7601 of 10001
Strawberry disappointment.

Tim's my favourite Buffy scribe, right behind Rob Thomas and Russel T. Davis.


Topic!Cindy - May 31, 2005 3:07:20 pm PDT #7602 of 10001
What is even happening?

Keep the Tim away from the Oz.

Well, I suppose it's better than being permanently mis-associated with According to Jim or somesuch. If you're going to have a writing job inaccurately attributed to you, might as well pick the critical darling/pop culture phenomenon.

You really do read my mind, Matt.


JZ - May 31, 2005 3:13:10 pm PDT #7603 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

We never found out what happened to Dru, right? Or Oz, for that matters.

Tim can kill Dru all he wants, but WRT Oz, I'll kill him if he tries anything.

I like Betsy's counter-rumor idea. I hear Tim also wrote all of S2 News Radio, practically all of due South, and the dead clown episode of the Mary Tyler Moore show, and also that Tim killed Colonel Blake and he'd do it again.