Buffistas

Take jobs as they come -- and we'll never be under the heel of nobody ever again. No matter how long the arm of the Alliance might get, we'll just get ourselves a little further.

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'

The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress

Closed Film and TV threads

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.

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JZ - May 31, 2005 3:13:10 pm PDT #7603 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

We never found out what happened to Dru, right? Or Oz, for that matters.

Tim can kill Dru all he wants, but WRT Oz, I'll kill him if he tries anything.

I like Betsy's counter-rumor idea. I hear Tim also wrote all of S2 News Radio, practically all of due South, and the dead clown episode of the Mary Tyler Moore show, and also that Tim killed Colonel Blake and he'd do it again.

SailAweigh - May 31, 2005 3:24:00 pm PDT #7604 of 10001

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Colonel Blake

Nooooo, not Colonel Blake!!!

Allyson - May 31, 2005 3:25:18 pm PDT #7605 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

See, I heard he wrote Weekend at Bernies, II.

And he did it for free.

Anne W. - May 31, 2005 3:32:44 pm PDT #7606 of 10001

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

He also wrote this season's finale of NCIS.

Tim killed Colonel Blake and he'd do it again.

snerk

JenP - May 31, 2005 4:49:04 pm PDT #7607 of 10001

Killing Col. Blake could totally have been a Tim move. Huh. That may have been one of my earliest experiences of having my heart ripped out and stomped on by a TV show.

DavidS - May 31, 2005 4:50:55 pm PDT #7608 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I expect the Tim Reaper had a hand in all the greatest deaths, going back to Bambi's Mom.

Lilty Cash - May 31, 2005 4:56:53 pm PDT #7609 of 10001

"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Tim was probably the one who stuck Cherry in that fridge on Punky Brewster, too. True, she didn't DIE, but it was close. Horrifying tv.

I DARE you to find a child of the 80's who didn't know not to get in an old fridge they found lying about.

Kiba Rika - May 31, 2005 5:57:18 pm PDT #7610 of 10001

I may have to seize the cat.

Tim was probably the one who stuck Cherry in that fridge on Punky Brewster, too

This scene haunts me - I really really never ever get even NEAR an old fridge and when (Veronica Mars spoiler) Veronica Mars did I knew she must've been born too late to have seen that episode. There is also some Halloween something associated with Punky Brewster that upsets me. I was Punky Brewster for Halloween a billion years in a row (betcha didn't know it's been that long since the show was on the air, didja?).

going back to Bambi's Mom.

And Melanie in Gone with the Wind. And the entire cast of Hamlet. And Julius Caesar.

Anne W. - May 31, 2005 5:58:49 pm PDT #7611 of 10001

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

And Melanie in Gone with the Wind. And the entire cast of Hamlet. And Julius Caesar.

That's right. And who was it he killed off in Gilgamesh, again? I'm having a bit of a brain fart.

Kiba Rika - May 31, 2005 5:59:56 pm PDT #7612 of 10001

I may have to seize the cat.

Maybe Tim is responsible for every death ever connected with The Scottish Play.

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