Do not die. You are still part of the valuable youth demographic. We need your numbers.
Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!
Buffy ,'Showtime'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Topic!Cindy - May 26, 2005 2:19:12 pm PDT #7404 of 10001
What is even happening?
Allyson - May 26, 2005 2:19:52 pm PDT #7405 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I have no Nielsen box.
DavidS - May 26, 2005 2:39:22 pm PDT #7406 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I have no Nielsen box.
But you have great hair. Surely that's worth a Nielsen point.
Cashmere - May 26, 2005 2:47:07 pm PDT #7407 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
"If you look at youth and how they consume media, TV is still an important part of the mix, but especially for young males it's becoming a smaller part," says Brian Povinelli, vice president of integrated marketing for Reebok.
This was from this week's Time magazine. If the prized demographic (18-34 year old males) is becoming a smaller percentage of prime time television viewers why the fuck do they get to decide what stays and what goes?
Allyson - May 26, 2005 3:52:06 pm PDT #7408 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I just can't help but think that they haven't caught up with how much buying power women actually have. And isn't the shit men buy supposed to impress me and make me want to give them blowjobs?
Marketing should all be about me.
Allyson - May 26, 2005 4:00:22 pm PDT #7409 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Also, if I can find the people who make those Axe deodorant ads with women humping toasters? I will smite them most righteously. I need to know what that shit smells like so I can avoid all boys wearing it.
JoeCrow - May 26, 2005 5:41:03 pm PDT #7410 of 10001
"what's left when you take biology and sociology out of the picture?" "An autistic hermaphodite." -Allyson
That's just because you haven't met the right toaster.
The Partyman - May 26, 2005 5:41:52 pm PDT #7411 of 10001
[insert something funny here]
There's a deodorant called "Axe"?
For some reason that's an even stranger notion to me than women humping toasters.
Cashmere - May 26, 2005 5:51:30 pm PDT #7412 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I need to know what that shit smells like so I can avoid all boys wearing it
DH wears it. Because HE likes it. I don't hump the toaster and couldn't really describe what it smells like. Besides deoderant.
Polter-Cow - May 26, 2005 6:07:27 pm PDT #7413 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I don't hump the toaster and couldn't really describe what it smells like.
Of course you don't hump the toaster, you hump him. Women are humping toasters because the Axe can gets recycled. I find it amusing.