if you try to slip half and half into my whipped cream or margarine into my pie crest, I will CUT you, bitch.
As is good, and right, and probably in one of the Gnostic gospels.
This money, it is too much. You should have some small refund.
Niska ,'War Stories'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Calli - May 24, 2005 9:40:36 am PDT #7295 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
msbelle - May 24, 2005 9:40:49 am PDT #7296 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
More than t misquote When you're in the majority opinion, who do you defend as the downtrodden victim? t /misquote ?
Betsy HP - May 24, 2005 11:22:08 am PDT #7297 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
if you try to slip half and half into my whipped cream or margarine into my pie crest, I will CUT you, bitch.
On the other hand, part lard makes the bitching-est pie crust EVAH.
Y'all will visit me in the cardiac ward, right?
msbelle - May 24, 2005 11:25:03 am PDT #7298 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I use Lard on the regular in several things.
Jesse - May 24, 2005 11:28:35 am PDT #7299 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
How different can lard be from butter, nutritionally?
mmm.... natural fat...
OK, this site [link] tells me lard actually has a lot less cholesterol than butter. Assuming I'm reading it right. So there. Bring on the lard!
Matt the Bruins fan - May 24, 2005 1:50:36 pm PDT #7300 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm still trying to work it. He's just not buying it. I tried a new angle the other day.
I fear this can't end well. Like, Amber-Benson's-character-gets-killed-because-of-her-pink-kitchen not well.
aurelia - May 24, 2005 1:54:43 pm PDT #7301 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Am I the only one getting a Titus Andronicus-as-a-cooking-show vibe off of this thread?
Betsy HP - May 24, 2005 1:55:39 pm PDT #7302 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Oh, what a happy thought. Except your kitchen wouldn't stay pink very long, would it?
ChiKat - May 24, 2005 1:59:43 pm PDT #7303 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Titus Andronicus-as-a-cooking-show vibe off of this thread
OMG. So not hungry any more. Though, I gotta say, I like where your brains go, aurelia.
aurelia - May 24, 2005 2:05:58 pm PDT #7304 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I fully expect them to remain in my skull, unless Tim is looking for another victim.