I'm still trying to work it. He's just not buying it. I tried a new angle the other day.
I fear this can't end well. Like, Amber-Benson's-character-gets-killed-because-of-her-pink-kitchen not well.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 24, 2005 1:50:36 pm PDT #7300 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
aurelia - May 24, 2005 1:54:43 pm PDT #7301 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Am I the only one getting a Titus Andronicus-as-a-cooking-show vibe off of this thread?
Betsy HP - May 24, 2005 1:55:39 pm PDT #7302 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Oh, what a happy thought. Except your kitchen wouldn't stay pink very long, would it?
ChiKat - May 24, 2005 1:59:43 pm PDT #7303 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Titus Andronicus-as-a-cooking-show vibe off of this thread
OMG. So not hungry any more. Though, I gotta say, I like where your brains go, aurelia.
aurelia - May 24, 2005 2:05:58 pm PDT #7304 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I fully expect them to remain in my skull, unless Tim is looking for another victim.
Betsy HP - May 24, 2005 2:15:41 pm PDT #7305 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
My fondness for Tim does not extend to serving him my brains. I need 'em to hold my hair up.
ChiKat - May 24, 2005 2:17:41 pm PDT #7306 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Mmmmm....aurelia brains served with hot sauce in a pink kitchen.
aurelia - May 24, 2005 2:25:48 pm PDT #7307 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
BAM!
Wolfram - May 24, 2005 3:17:56 pm PDT #7308 of 10001
Visilurking
Gives The Inside a whole new layer of meaning.
Betsy HP - May 24, 2005 3:18:56 pm PDT #7309 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I am not letting Emeril anywhere near my brains. If I'm to be cannibalized, I demand Iron Chef Morimoto.