Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.

Xander ,'First Date'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Gus - May 22, 2005 2:48:41 pm PDT #7086 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

I predict Gus will need a hearty, musky, earthy little Chianti, to wash down his posts, come June 8. Who's doing the PayPal thing?

I've got 99 cents left in my account, but I'll gladly give it to the cause.

I will take Cashmere's last sub-dollar, because I am greedy in that way and there is a hearty, musky, earthy little Chianti at issue.

I am an SF/F genre fan who has problems with procedurals.

David Simon rendered a procedural with The Wire that went down smoothly.

If I could present one kiss to Poppy Montgomery's cheek, I would die a happy man.

Tim and CSI will have to get a separate room. CSI has science. It has scrumptuous babes. However, any of the CSI cop characters could die and I would not care so much.

In The Wire, the death of a bad guy had me covering my face.


Kevin - May 22, 2005 2:48:46 pm PDT #7087 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

I'd cut my finger nails for her. And Zach Braff, for that matter.


DCJensen - May 22, 2005 2:56:39 pm PDT #7088 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

The trimmed fingernails was also a reference to a bit on the Wonderfalls ep Crime Dog:

The blonde one’s queer. Look at

her. Those fingernails are a dead

giveaway. Cut all nice and short.

Clean cuticle beds. Lesbians

always trim their nails like that.

Ya know why?


Gris - May 22, 2005 3:03:04 pm PDT #7089 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Man oh man did I love Crime Dog. Especially that line.


DavidS - May 22, 2005 3:45:46 pm PDT #7090 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Natalie Portman is hot-headed.

Less so since she shot V for Vendetta.


Polter-Cow - May 22, 2005 3:48:39 pm PDT #7091 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, the head's still hot, hair or no.


Gris - May 22, 2005 3:50:47 pm PDT #7092 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I mourn for her hair. As I once did for Keira Knightley's.

Why, God, why?


DavidS - May 22, 2005 3:51:20 pm PDT #7093 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why, God, why?

::hides stack of slaughtered goats::


amych - May 22, 2005 3:53:07 pm PDT #7094 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I was wondering if you were behind it somehow, Hec.


DavidS - May 22, 2005 3:55:28 pm PDT #7095 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was wondering if you were behind it somehow, Hec.

Well, behind it in the sense that I was offstage clapping my hands with glee when I heard about the casting of V for Vendetta.