I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kevin - May 22, 2005 2:48:46 pm PDT #7087 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

I'd cut my finger nails for her. And Zach Braff, for that matter.


DCJensen - May 22, 2005 2:56:39 pm PDT #7088 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

The trimmed fingernails was also a reference to a bit on the Wonderfalls ep Crime Dog:

The blonde one’s queer. Look at

her. Those fingernails are a dead

giveaway. Cut all nice and short.

Clean cuticle beds. Lesbians

always trim their nails like that.

Ya know why?


Gris - May 22, 2005 3:03:04 pm PDT #7089 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Man oh man did I love Crime Dog. Especially that line.


DavidS - May 22, 2005 3:45:46 pm PDT #7090 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Natalie Portman is hot-headed.

Less so since she shot V for Vendetta.


Polter-Cow - May 22, 2005 3:48:39 pm PDT #7091 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, the head's still hot, hair or no.


Gris - May 22, 2005 3:50:47 pm PDT #7092 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I mourn for her hair. As I once did for Keira Knightley's.

Why, God, why?


DavidS - May 22, 2005 3:51:20 pm PDT #7093 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why, God, why?

::hides stack of slaughtered goats::


amych - May 22, 2005 3:53:07 pm PDT #7094 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I was wondering if you were behind it somehow, Hec.


DavidS - May 22, 2005 3:55:28 pm PDT #7095 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was wondering if you were behind it somehow, Hec.

Well, behind it in the sense that I was offstage clapping my hands with glee when I heard about the casting of V for Vendetta.


Cashmere - May 22, 2005 4:01:49 pm PDT #7096 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I just saw my first full-length teaser for The Inside. It didn't bother me in a sucky way at all. I can see how it would be a broader-based approach to a prospective audience.

I will admit, I could call to mind any number of shows from Millenium to Profiler and say this might end up being derivative just from the teaser but I liked the graininess of the shots and I was intrigued (and not just because of the discussion going on here).

If I was completely unaware of Tim's other work, I'd still be intrigued. I'd be ignorant of the fact that I might stand a chance of getting my heart and guts ripped out while having my brain completely stimulated but they do say that ignorance is bliss.