I thought it was a rouge division. They'll figure out who offed your roommate and tied his bloated corpse to your mom's mailbox, and then they'll give you a makeover.
Cordelia: You're him. You're Angel's son. Connor: It's not like I got to choose.
'Hell Bound'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - May 13, 2005 12:12:59 pm PDT #6617 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Betsy HP - May 13, 2005 12:15:06 pm PDT #6618 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Damn. Now that's service.
Kristen - May 13, 2005 12:15:31 pm PDT #6619 of 10001
No. That's the Logan & Sark show, I think.
Betsy HP - May 13, 2005 12:16:29 pm PDT #6620 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I've been reading a lot of forensic stuff recently, and I keep being struck that unidentifiable bodies have notes like "well-cared for, probably well-to-do" because the severed leg has a pedicure. If I ever turn up as a set of miscellaneous body parts, I'm afraid the verdict will be "Unbelievably clumsy, bumped into things a lot, and never set foot in a salon."
Kristen - May 13, 2005 12:17:38 pm PDT #6621 of 10001
"Unbelievably clumsy, bumped into things a lot, and never set foot in a salon."
More like, "Signs of previous trama. Possibly a victim of domestic abuse."
Betsy HP - May 13, 2005 12:18:42 pm PDT #6622 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I don't think domestic abusers generally leave claw marks or circular bruises on the shins.
Kristen - May 13, 2005 12:20:39 pm PDT #6623 of 10001
Claw marks, probably not. Circular bruises? Sure. Break out the ballpeen hammer, man.
Scrappy - May 13, 2005 12:21:01 pm PDT #6624 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I don't think domestic abusers generally leave claw marks or circular bruises on the shins.
Depends on how tall they are.
Betsy HP - May 13, 2005 12:22:15 pm PDT #6625 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Snerk. Help! Help! I am being abused by a midget!
V. Fellini.
Nicklas - May 13, 2005 12:26:49 pm PDT #6626 of 10001
"Either it's murder, or this library has a very strict overdue policy."
A midget with a cat to boot.