I've been reading a lot of forensic stuff recently, and I keep being struck that unidentifiable bodies have notes like "well-cared for, probably well-to-do" because the severed leg has a pedicure. If I ever turn up as a set of miscellaneous body parts, I'm afraid the verdict will be "Unbelievably clumsy, bumped into things a lot, and never set foot in a salon."
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Betsy HP - May 13, 2005 12:16:29 pm PDT #6620 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Kristen - May 13, 2005 12:17:38 pm PDT #6621 of 10001
"Unbelievably clumsy, bumped into things a lot, and never set foot in a salon."
More like, "Signs of previous trama. Possibly a victim of domestic abuse."
Betsy HP - May 13, 2005 12:18:42 pm PDT #6622 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I don't think domestic abusers generally leave claw marks or circular bruises on the shins.
Kristen - May 13, 2005 12:20:39 pm PDT #6623 of 10001
Claw marks, probably not. Circular bruises? Sure. Break out the ballpeen hammer, man.
Scrappy - May 13, 2005 12:21:01 pm PDT #6624 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I don't think domestic abusers generally leave claw marks or circular bruises on the shins.
Depends on how tall they are.
Betsy HP - May 13, 2005 12:22:15 pm PDT #6625 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Snerk. Help! Help! I am being abused by a midget!
V. Fellini.
Nicklas - May 13, 2005 12:26:49 pm PDT #6626 of 10001
"Either it's murder, or this library has a very strict overdue policy."
A midget with a cat to boot.
Lee - May 13, 2005 12:30:08 pm PDT #6627 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
No. That's the Logan & Sark show, I think.
Hee!
wantwantwantwant
Stephanie - May 13, 2005 12:31:34 pm PDT #6628 of 10001
Trust my rage
What does it say that I'm still thinking about the Logan & Sark possibilities, one week later?
Lee - May 13, 2005 12:38:27 pm PDT #6629 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
That you truly are one of us?