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Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!

Willow ,'Storyteller'

The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.

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Allyson - Apr 28, 2005 1:24:43 pm PDT #6264 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear Tim,

I know you're pragmatic, given the losses. And I'm not going to make you giddy and starry-eyed, because I have not the power to do so.

I'm giddy and starry-eyed enough for everyone registered here.

I'm just deliriously in love with The Inside. And you should be too. And I think you are and you just won't admit it because that'd be squishy lovey stuff and you don't do squishy-lovey.

Love, Allyson

PS: Rebeccashouldhaveapinkkitchenbecausethatwouldbeawesomekthxbye

Betsy HP - Apr 28, 2005 1:26:43 pm PDT #6265 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

t mugs Allyson and steals her stars

t puts them back in the sky where they belong

t watches Allyson wandering around in circles

§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 1:29:43 pm PDT #6266 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What the hell happened? Did someone put magic into her heart or something?

Allys♥n! Are you okay?

DavidS - Apr 28, 2005 1:31:39 pm PDT #6267 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Did someone put magic into her heart or something?

The magic leaked out of her spleen and now it's marinating her cardiovascular system.

I think she might need some unicorns-under-rainbows stationary now.

Allyson - Apr 28, 2005 1:34:54 pm PDT #6268 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

sniffle

I just read the goriest, creepiest shit ever.

I'm just so proud of our sweet bloodthirsty writerboy.

libkitty - Apr 28, 2005 1:37:18 pm PDT #6269 of 10001

Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I missed the deleted post. Please someone email me what I missed.

I'll bake cookies or something.

Dang. I can't believe I didn't think of this. Ditto. Or, there could be small quantities of cash.

DXMachina - Apr 28, 2005 1:50:59 pm PDT #6270 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Spoiler futures were up for The Inside today in heavy trading on the Hollywood market, although the news has been tempered by rumors of insider (heh) trading.

DXMachina - Apr 28, 2005 1:52:06 pm PDT #6271 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Really, if there's a spoiler site, it ought to be called The Insider.

Betsy HP - Apr 28, 2005 1:52:26 pm PDT #6272 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

Nope. The Insiderer.

JZ - Apr 28, 2005 1:53:07 pm PDT #6273 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Insiderer is for lite spoilers, Insiderest for the hardcore.

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