Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Nutty - Apr 21, 2005 7:17:09 am PDT #5935 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

No, no, no. You are supposed to boil the bunny, right?

Or, if it's a chocolate bunny, double-boil it.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 7:18:56 am PDT #5936 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You're supposed to put the bunny back in the box.


sumi - Apr 21, 2005 7:19:53 am PDT #5937 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Matt -- that is just bizarre. I've never had a mole that was sweet.

It's like they'd heard of mole but hadn't really investigated what it was.

(Of course, it's not like I'm the mole expert -- there could very well be a region of Mexico that makes a sweet mole.)


Calli - Apr 21, 2005 7:21:12 am PDT #5938 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Maybe they read "mole" and thought, well, we don't have any candied moles on hand but chocolate bunnies are dead cheap after Easter.


sfmarty - Apr 21, 2005 7:21:44 am PDT #5939 of 10001
Who? moi??

Mole is supposed to be made with chili powder and chocolate. I suspect you had wanna be mole. Was this in the US? What state?


Strega - Apr 21, 2005 7:32:02 am PDT #5940 of 10001

I'm writing and then giving up on, and then writing a book about my adventures in fandom.

You should write a book about giving up on writing a book about adventures in fandom. "Visit to a Weird Planet" meets Adaptation. You might win awards.


Allyson - Apr 21, 2005 7:33:07 am PDT #5941 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh Strega, I wish you lived here. The zany adventures in snark we would have.


msbelle - Apr 21, 2005 7:34:29 am PDT #5942 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

The bunny is supposed to go in my belly.


Betsy HP - Apr 21, 2005 7:36:38 am PDT #5943 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Don't be the bunny.


Gris - Apr 21, 2005 7:37:30 am PDT #5944 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Thanks, Betsy, for that earworm.

Gah.

Actually, it could be a lot worse.