How about "Who's your buddy? Who's your pal?"
Or, "What's that banging sound coming from the trunk?"
Or, "Is there anyone here who know's how to disarm a bomb?"
Or, "What did mom want?"
I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2005 6:20:11 am PDT #5787 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2005 6:27:49 am PDT #5788 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Okay, that's freaking me out.
Why? Is one of them right?
msbelle - Apr 08, 2005 6:34:32 am PDT #5789 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
maybe "Who was your date the other night?"
§ ita § - Apr 08, 2005 6:42:20 am PDT #5790 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My favorite line ever, without spoiling is, "...the sixth victim."
Ha!
DCJensen - Apr 08, 2005 6:48:40 am PDT #5791 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Like she'd tell you.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2005 7:21:37 am PDT #5792 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Or, "Who's in charge around here?"
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 7:29:50 am PDT #5793 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or, "I'll take what's behind door number three."
joe boucher - Apr 08, 2005 7:32:26 am PDT #5794 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
"What's on Friday at 9?"
Sorry.
Kristen - Apr 08, 2005 8:01:32 am PDT #5795 of 10001
HA! I know what the beginning of that line is! Neener, neener.
Polgara - Apr 08, 2005 8:05:04 am PDT #5796 of 10001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
Or, "My car won't go - is there something stuck under it?"
This one's my favorite. *snerk*