Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!

Buffy ,'Showtime'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2005 5:30:14 am PDT #5784 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

In response to: "Five victims already?! God, what's next?"


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 5:39:47 am PDT #5785 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In response to: "Five victims already?! God, what's next?"

Or maybe, "Which one tasted the best?"

Or, "Who is the sexiest person you know?"

Or, "My car won't go - is there something stuck under it?"


Allyson - Apr 08, 2005 6:04:23 am PDT #5786 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Okay, that's freaking me out.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2005 6:20:11 am PDT #5787 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

How about "Who's your buddy? Who's your pal?"

Or, "What's that banging sound coming from the trunk?"

Or, "Is there anyone here who know's how to disarm a bomb?"

Or, "What did mom want?"


Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2005 6:27:49 am PDT #5788 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Okay, that's freaking me out.

Why? Is one of them right?


msbelle - Apr 08, 2005 6:34:32 am PDT #5789 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

maybe "Who was your date the other night?"


§ ita § - Apr 08, 2005 6:42:20 am PDT #5790 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My favorite line ever, without spoiling is, "...the sixth victim."

Ha!


DCJensen - Apr 08, 2005 6:48:40 am PDT #5791 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Like she'd tell you.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2005 7:21:37 am PDT #5792 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Or, "Who's in charge around here?"


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 7:29:50 am PDT #5793 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or, "I'll take what's behind door number three."