Yay Charisse!
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
lori - Apr 05, 2005 2:56:57 pm PDT #5718 of 10001
Kristen - Apr 05, 2005 5:16:51 pm PDT #5719 of 10001
Not so much with the yay. I mean, she's fixed and I have her back. But they forgot to reconnect the soft top to the power mechanism. And all the techs were gone when I got there. Which means that, tomorrow, I need to make my fourth trip in five days to Pasadena.
Is there some magical reset button I can press to re-do this week?
Allyson - Apr 05, 2005 5:17:52 pm PDT #5720 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Talk to JJ Abrams.
Kristen - Apr 05, 2005 5:20:11 pm PDT #5721 of 10001
I'd really rather not.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2005 10:11:18 pm PDT #5722 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Yeah, you'd avoid your car troubles, but later find out that AKA Becker or I have been replaced by an evil doppelganger with a mission to kill you.
Kristen - Apr 06, 2005 11:01:18 am PDT #5723 of 10001
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 06, 2005 11:39:21 am PDT #5724 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
OK, reading that doesn't so much fill me with sympathy for put-upon employees as make me think they're insane themselves for putting up with it. I'd quit if 3, 4, and 7 happened on the job and possibly punch out the perpetrator of 8 and 9.
Kristen - Apr 06, 2005 11:41:48 am PDT #5725 of 10001
It's like a rite of passage. I will always look back fondly on the day I finally had an assistant of my own and could make her deal with our coked out boss, instead of doing it myself.
Ah. Good times.
Scrappy - Apr 06, 2005 11:42:52 am PDT #5726 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Well, I know someone who put up with all sorts of crap as assistant to the President of {Large Agency} and used that position as a springboard to an assistant position with {famous director} and is now head of their production company and producing movies. So two years of crap for a lifetime of a great job seems like a fair trade.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 06, 2005 11:45:16 am PDT #5727 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I suppose my crap tolerance is low, but I'd rather do a harsh menial job where I'd have my self-respect than put up with that sort of thing. Plus, I don't think I'm good enough at concealing contempt to be able to last in such an environment even if I wanted to.