No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 23, 2005 10:18:36 am PST #4903 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

No... to tell the truth, I didn't think the Maid of the Mist actress looked like she was actually Native American—more like Valerie Bertinelli in a Pocahontas costume. Which I thought was intentional, what with the whole story being made up to pander to tourists and so forth...


DCJensen - Feb 25, 2005 5:11:50 am PST #4904 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

more like Valerie Bertinelli in a Pocahontas costume.

mmmm.


aurelia - Feb 25, 2005 6:50:27 pm PST #4905 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

savewonderfalls.com doesn't love me. I'm sad now.


Cranberry - Feb 26, 2005 6:21:39 am PST #4906 of 10001
I was fine when existence had no meaning. Meaninglessness in a universe that has no meaning -- that I get. But meaninglessness in a universe with meaning? What does that mean?

We don't?


Barry Woodward - Feb 26, 2005 7:24:36 am PST #4907 of 10001
I fought the law and I won!

Everybody loves you, nobody hates you and there's no need to eat worms.


DCJensen - Feb 26, 2005 7:26:56 am PST #4908 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Even Long, thin, slimy ones?
Short, fat, juicy ones?
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms?


Barry Woodward - Feb 26, 2005 7:27:38 am PST #4909 of 10001
I fought the law and I won!

Gummy worms only.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2005 7:35:38 am PST #4910 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I like the atomic sour worms. Perfect movie food.


Allyson - Feb 26, 2005 10:08:59 am PST #4911 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I was just reading the eOnline story that Point Pleasant is sinking to a watery grave.

That'd leave Thursday at 9 open.

The network truly is a harsh mistress.


Vonnie K - Feb 26, 2005 10:13:37 am PST #4912 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Well, CSI has sunk into the level of the suck recently. I'd happily leave it for The Inside.