Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 13, 2005 2:21:30 pm PST #4762 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It's completely cracking me up that every time Lee or Tyron does something swoon-worthy onscreen, Katie says "I need to call him!" on the commentaries .

Sigh. I've watched everything but the commentary for "Caged Bird." Only one hour of new Wonderfalls material left for me.


Polter-Cow - Feb 13, 2005 2:32:34 pm PST #4763 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Matt, that cracks me up too. Immensely.


Una - Feb 13, 2005 2:36:27 pm PST #4764 of 10001
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

I got the idea that Wonderfalls didn't do well on Thursday not because it was opposite CSI, but because it was only there for one friggin' week. They moved it and didn't give people a chance to figure out that it had moved. That's just the voices in my head talking though.


Tamara - Feb 13, 2005 2:40:57 pm PST #4765 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Una, your voices have been talking to my voices.


Allyson - Feb 13, 2005 4:42:03 pm PST #4766 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I wonder how much programming monkeys make, and if it involves overtime, and how much websufing I can do.


Cranberry - Feb 13, 2005 7:09:11 pm PST #4767 of 10001
I was fine when existence had no meaning. Meaninglessness in a universe that has no meaning -- that I get. But meaninglessness in a universe with meaning? What does that mean?

Una, after the cancellation I got a lot of e-mail from people saying "I didn't know Wonderfalls had moved to Thursday!" A couple people actually argued with me and tried to say it had been cancelled after three episodes, not four. So, yeah, I'd say it was less CSI and more the move that resulted in those terrible ratings.


Polter-Cow - Feb 13, 2005 7:12:06 pm PST #4768 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

A couple people actually argued with me and tried to say it had been cancelled after three episodes, not four.

That's really funny.

"Okay, yeah, I just imagined 'Pink Flamingos.' You're right, there were only three episodes. SORRY."


tommyrot - Feb 13, 2005 7:17:53 pm PST #4769 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just finished the Wonderfalls DVDs (except for the commentaries). Am broke now. I sometimes cry for unrequited love stories (like, say, Cyrano de Bergerac ) so there was some tears goin' on for some of the latter episodes....


DavidS - Feb 15, 2005 10:22:42 am PST #4770 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey, Miracles - the Complete Series is coming out. Wasn't Fury on this?


Frankenbuddha - Feb 15, 2005 10:23:59 am PST #4771 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I thought it was Greenwalt.