Allyson, make him cast Lee Pace, would you?
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 2:53:47 pm PST #4271 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Polter-Cow - Feb 01, 2005 2:54:14 pm PST #4272 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I hear she's a redhead for the role.
Dude, that's so hot.
Allyson - Feb 01, 2005 2:58:29 pm PST #4273 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Allyson, make him cast Lee Pace, would you?
I have no power. However! If I could make him do something, I'd make him send me a pizza, because I'm hungry and don't feel like making supper when I get home.
§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 2:59:49 pm PST #4274 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If I could make him do something, I'd make him send me a pizza
Aha. I see where your priorities lie.
Noted.
tommyrot - Feb 01, 2005 3:00:11 pm PST #4275 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I went to the Borders in Evanston today but WF was already sold out. Ditto for th Borders in my neighborhood (Uptown, Chicago). So I ordered the DVDs from Amazon.
sumi - Feb 01, 2005 3:04:46 pm PST #4276 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Wow. That's really excellent. Apparenlty, Chicagoans and Evanstonians LOVE Wonderfalls.
I just wish mine had arrived.
Daisy Jane - Feb 01, 2005 3:06:40 pm PST #4277 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Mine hasn't arrived yet, but I also ordered it for a friend (after P-C helpfully informed me I could buy one a week with my raise). I wonder if she's gotten hers yet.
Allyson - Feb 01, 2005 3:10:50 pm PST #4278 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Aha. I see where your priorities lie.
That I love melty cheese more than unattainable boys?
I think it's a sign a maturity. I mean, I can HAVE the melty cheese. The melty cheese will never lie, or pretend to flirt with me and ask me if my friend is single.
I can eat the melty cheese in bed, and it will be good. I can have the melty cheese standing up, or leaning over the kitchen sink, and it will be good.
The melty cheese will go straight to my thighs, and linger there forever.
No one makes up games called, "Throw rocks at melty cheese."
arby - Feb 01, 2005 3:55:19 pm PST #4279 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)
Mmm, sing it Allyson! I'm ALL about the melty cheese.
I realized that my DVD shipment was being held up by an obscure 60's Japanese CD that was in the same order, so I cancelled and re-ordered Wonderfalls separately. Since it conveniently beat the Free Shipping cutoff all by itself. (I've found that sometimes depending on stock Amazon can ship things amazingly fast even with Free Shipping.) And I used some of my Xmas gift cert to buy it, too - so it ended up costing me $4.48.
Etclarify my obscure it
§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 4:11:45 pm PST #4280 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I didn't ask to be sent Lee Pace. I asked to be able to watch Lee Pace be gainfully employed and entertain me. Lying? Inasmuch as it's his job description.
It's much easier for me to fix my own food (in fact, I made pizza from scratch yesterday) than it is for me to act out fiction for my entertainment.