Don't I get a cookie?

Spike ,'Never Leave Me'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Jun 07, 2004 12:24:13 pm PDT #394 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The episode of Good Times when Penny's mom burns her with an iron and so they rescue her.


Jesse - Jun 07, 2004 12:24:33 pm PDT #395 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I would totally put on my mom's cowboy boots and with little shorts and a tied-up shirt and dance in front of the mirror. I couldn't have wanted to be a Patriette? (Note: that is their actual name.)


tommyrot - Jun 07, 2004 12:24:58 pm PDT #396 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Any episode of Columbo where William Shatner is the killer.


§ ita § - Jun 07, 2004 12:31:33 pm PDT #397 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesse is a cowgirl from way back.

Alla y'alls weird.


msbelle - Jun 07, 2004 12:33:04 pm PDT #398 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

pot. kettle.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 07, 2004 12:34:27 pm PDT #399 of 10001
What is even happening?

Jesse is a cowgirl from way back.

My thought exactly. I'm going to preserve her post, so she can't go edit-happy.

Jesse - Jun 7, 2004 2:24:33 pm PDT #396 of 398 Mark
Actually not needing validation right now, but thank you.

I would totally put on my mom's cowboy boots and with little shorts and a tied-up shirt and dance in front of the mirror. I couldn't have wanted to be a Patriette? (Note: that is their actual name.)

(Sadly? She's being completely truthful about that being their actual name.)


tommyrot - Jun 07, 2004 12:37:54 pm PDT #400 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In the hayday of the British punk scene in the late '70s, there was a band called "The Fucks." For a while they had a group of female backup singers called "The Fuckettes."


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 07, 2004 1:52:59 pm PDT #401 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I don't recall what the cheerleaders for the Memphis Mad Dogs football team were officially called, but everyone I know referred to them as "The Bitches."

It didn't help that they rode onto the field courtesy of bikers on Harleys.


DXMachina - Jun 07, 2004 1:55:51 pm PDT #402 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In the opening number of the Tonys last night, Hugh Jackman referred to his backup dancers as the "Jackettes."


sumi - Jun 07, 2004 2:00:25 pm PDT #403 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Yes, he did. That was amusing.