Hell, just dust them with arsenic powder. You could pretend you're Harriet Vane.
Ahem. Or The Brewster Sisters. IJS. (Thank you, Cindy!)
ETA: And now that I think of it, AB would make an awesome updated Jonathan.
Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.
Mal ,'Serenity'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Beverly - Dec 03, 2004 8:54:40 am PST #3341 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Kristen - Dec 03, 2004 8:56:28 am PST #3342 of 10001
I should have also said this:
Keep in mind, I'm kinda bloodthirsty.
Betsy HP - Dec 03, 2004 8:58:11 am PST #3343 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
You can't be much bloodthirstier than the inhabitants of this thread.
t goes for Advil; double-checks seal on package
Liese S. - Dec 03, 2004 8:59:30 am PST #3344 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yeah, we're all kinda bloodthirsty, or we wouldn't be Tim fans to begin with. Heh.
§ ita § - Dec 03, 2004 9:00:27 am PST #3345 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You can't be much bloodthirstier than the inhabitants of this thread.
She has a gift.
Kristen - Dec 03, 2004 9:01:44 am PST #3346 of 10001
Awwww. ita's making me blush.
DXMachina - Dec 03, 2004 9:01:58 am PST #3347 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Ahem. Or The Brewster Sisters. IJS. (Thank you, Cindy!)
You remember that Sang Sacre!DX bought his house from a guy named Mortimer Brewster, right?
Beverly - Dec 03, 2004 9:03:31 am PST #3348 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Yup. How could I forget?
Good times, good times.
Er, had any problems with the basement?
DXMachina - Dec 03, 2004 9:06:01 am PST #3349 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Er, had any problems with the basement?
Nah. New concrete floor.
Beverly - Dec 03, 2004 9:08:31 am PST #3350 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
New concrete floor.
Right, right. Good choice.
You know, I really do have to dig my tape of A&OL out and watch it this weekend. Manic Grant is good for the soul.