And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


DXMachina - Dec 03, 2004 8:35:22 am PST #3324 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Is it technically serial killing if you murder, say, 6 husbands? What's the def of serial killing?

Depends on if you kill them all at once, or one at a time.


Betsy HP - Dec 03, 2004 8:35:58 am PST #3325 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Sorry, temporarily derailed by the thought of yummy goodness.

Yummy arsenical goodness, don't forget.

More than two, extended period of time.

Henry VIII!


DXMachina - Dec 03, 2004 8:36:32 am PST #3326 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

HARRIET WAS INNOCENT.

Shouldn't you white-font that?


Consuela - Dec 03, 2004 8:36:37 am PST #3327 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Adam Baldwin? Sweet!

let him be funny let him be funny let him be funny


DXMachina - Dec 03, 2004 8:37:26 am PST #3328 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Henry VIII!

He only killed two, no?


Betsy HP - Dec 03, 2004 8:37:31 am PST #3329 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Yeaaaa! I really like the idea of AB breaking out of his mold.


Betsy HP - Dec 03, 2004 8:38:15 am PST #3330 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

He only killed two, no?

Two wives, but a whole passel of political rivals.


§ ita § - Dec 03, 2004 8:38:42 am PST #3331 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I really like the idea of AB breaking out of his mold.

Right now, his mold to me (Firefly notwithstanding) is X-Files. So creepy, dark, FBI? Check.


Liese S. - Dec 03, 2004 8:39:14 am PST #3332 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

No funny hats, though, I suppose.


§ ita § - Dec 03, 2004 8:39:52 am PST #3333 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Two wives, but a whole passel of political rivals.

Pfft. Idi Amin makes him look like a pussy.

No, I have no idea why I want to call powerful men pussies. The irony overwhelms me. Men, women, power, genitalia, the idea that it would make them want to kill me but they're like dead or not on the internet, so who cares?