You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Nov 18, 2004 4:38:02 pm PST #2960 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Heh. We'll invite Tim. In the offchance he appears, you can be his seekrit service. You must, of course, wear dark sunglasses and talk into your watch, periodically.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2004 4:42:02 pm PST #2961 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ha! What do they call it? Close body protection?


Polter-Cow - Nov 18, 2004 4:42:55 pm PST #2962 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

ita's pinky needs a holster.


P.M. Marc - Nov 18, 2004 4:44:09 pm PST #2963 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Allyson, I'd totally go if it wasn't for this whole pregnancy thing.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 18, 2004 4:45:53 pm PST #2964 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Close body protection?

Somehow that sounds as if you'd need to be equipped with an 8-track player and bowmp-chicka-wa-wa music rather than an earphone.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2004 4:48:22 pm PST #2965 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you'd need to be equipped with an 8-track player and bowmp-chicka-wa-wa music rather than an earphone.

How about an iPod playing "Mah na mah na"?


Polter-Cow - Nov 18, 2004 4:51:51 pm PST #2966 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

"I Wonder Why the Wonderfalls" just came on Winamp. I'm thinking of Caroline Dhavernas dancing around the store in the video. Aw. Mmm. *sniff*


Frankenbuddha - Nov 18, 2004 4:54:56 pm PST #2967 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Heh. We'll invite Tim. In the offchance he appears, you can be his seekrit service. You must, of course, wear dark sunglasses and talk into your watch, periodically.

Kinda a shame you're NOT talking about a LOST event. J.J. might give ita a plum role on ALIAS in that getup. Especially with added pinky holster.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 18, 2004 4:56:00 pm PST #2968 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Now that I think about it, it would be even cooler if J.J. had ita on LOST like that.


Allyson - Nov 18, 2004 5:24:28 pm PST #2969 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Kinda a shame you're NOT talking about a LOST event.

Huh. I need to maybe see a video of WHAR. I think it may have been a decent party.

Close body protection?

Would I get to hug him? Or would I need a security clearance?