I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2004 4:48:22 pm PST #2965 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you'd need to be equipped with an 8-track player and bowmp-chicka-wa-wa music rather than an earphone.

How about an iPod playing "Mah na mah na"?


Polter-Cow - Nov 18, 2004 4:51:51 pm PST #2966 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

"I Wonder Why the Wonderfalls" just came on Winamp. I'm thinking of Caroline Dhavernas dancing around the store in the video. Aw. Mmm. *sniff*


Frankenbuddha - Nov 18, 2004 4:54:56 pm PST #2967 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Heh. We'll invite Tim. In the offchance he appears, you can be his seekrit service. You must, of course, wear dark sunglasses and talk into your watch, periodically.

Kinda a shame you're NOT talking about a LOST event. J.J. might give ita a plum role on ALIAS in that getup. Especially with added pinky holster.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 18, 2004 4:56:00 pm PST #2968 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Now that I think about it, it would be even cooler if J.J. had ita on LOST like that.


Allyson - Nov 18, 2004 5:24:28 pm PST #2969 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Kinda a shame you're NOT talking about a LOST event.

Huh. I need to maybe see a video of WHAR. I think it may have been a decent party.

Close body protection?

Would I get to hug him? Or would I need a security clearance?


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2004 5:31:46 pm PST #2970 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Or would I need a security clearance?

I'll have to check the list.


Allyson - Nov 18, 2004 5:33:51 pm PST #2971 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Since I'll be making the list, I'll probably forget to put myself on it.


Liese S. - Nov 18, 2004 6:13:12 pm PST #2972 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oooh! This is totally the wrong thread, but if there was a Lost party requiring costume, I could be Bathing!Sun and go nude! And carry some plants or something.

Anyway, it is very sad and very hard for me not to just automatically click on the Lost thread. But I cannot, because I am on tape delay this week, and must wait until I get home.

Oh, and, hmm, that Tim. Sure is a great guy.


DXMachina - Nov 19, 2004 2:39:29 am PST #2973 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

This is totally the wrong thread, but if there was a Lost party requiring costume, I could be Bathing!Sun and go nude! And carry some plants or something.

t Makes note to attend Lost party, whatever the cost...


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 19, 2004 9:34:42 am PST #2974 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Maybe strategically placed eucalyptus fronds would be the way to go?