And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 02, 2004 8:15:03 pm PDT #2473 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh, plenty of people had the guts. Lucas was just too busy listening to his consultants—his two kids.


alienprayer - Oct 03, 2004 5:51:27 am PDT #2474 of 10001
Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce

Quick, somebody kidnap Lucas' kids, force them to watch Farscape, then give them back.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 03, 2004 8:24:02 am PDT #2475 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

They've been watching their dad's stuff round the clock for years. Lost cause.

Clearly we have to transplant the brains of David Kemper and Rockne O'Bannon into their bodies.


Consuela - Oct 03, 2004 8:41:20 am PDT #2476 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Screw that, Matt. Go for Froon. Much scarier.


Barry Woodward - Oct 03, 2004 10:36:16 am PDT #2477 of 10001
I fought the law and I won!

Interesting side note: Apparently George Lucas and his kids are Joss Whedon fans.


Holli - Oct 03, 2004 10:54:34 am PDT #2478 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Interesting side note: Apparently George Lucas and his kids are Joss Whedon fans.

I choose to believe that this means they really like the Buffy movie, and only the Buffy movie, because it's the only thing that makes sense.


Kalshane - Oct 03, 2004 10:56:07 am PDT #2479 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Oh, they probably like Alien: Ressurection, too.


DebetEsse - Oct 03, 2004 11:40:39 am PDT #2480 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I don't know. I've seen a lot of fanfic out there that's worse (and completely misses the point more) than Clones.

Lucas just gets a budget for his badfic.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 03, 2004 11:46:58 am PDT #2481 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Amen. I got hit on recently by a guy who keyed on the fact that I'm a Buffy fan. Things went OK until he started telling me about the outline for Buffy Season 8 that he mailed to Joss (and was angry that it didn't immediately get filmed). Thankfully, I hadn't given out a phone number. Would that I'd given a pseudonym...


DCJensen - Oct 03, 2004 12:23:31 pm PDT #2482 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Oh geez Matt. That's scary.