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libkitty - Jun 03, 2004 4:51:16 pm PDT #221 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I'm suddenly picturing photos of famous people becoming fainter and fainter over time as they lose more and more of their souls. Hmmm. Maybe that's the problem with Michael Jackson.


Wolfram - Jun 03, 2004 4:52:51 pm PDT #222 of 10001
Visilurking

I'm suddenly picturing photos of famous people becoming fainter and fainter over time as they lose more and more of their souls. Hmmm. Maybe that's the problem with Michael Jackson.

But who is he a photo of?


libkitty - Jun 03, 2004 4:56:14 pm PDT #223 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I've never seen him in person. The assumption is that in real life he might actually look something approximating normal. But I see now that this may be way too much of an assumption. Even soul-eating cameras couldn't make that much of a change without some help from "highly-skilled" and equally unethical surgical professionals.

Edited to add that no offense was meant to the highly-skilled, ethical plastic surgeons on the list. I just don't think that any ethical plastic surgeon would agree to do that amount of elective surgery. Stopping now to avoid swerving too wildly off topic.


Sydney Carton - Jun 03, 2004 5:19:50 pm PDT #224 of 10001
Actually, I've feeling a wee bit peckish...

I don't think that this can be right. For instance, I have seen photographs of Donald Rumsfeld.

Man... just when I thought I could go to a place where snide political comments were secondary to comity.


Wolfram - Jun 03, 2004 5:23:32 pm PDT #225 of 10001
Visilurking

Don't you mean, comedy?


Sydney Carton - Jun 03, 2004 5:27:39 pm PDT #226 of 10001
Actually, I've feeling a wee bit peckish...

No, comity.

Comity -def. "a state or atmosphere of harmony or mutual civility and respect"


Dana - Jun 03, 2004 5:29:26 pm PDT #227 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Huh. New word.

Usually, everything comes second to the opportunity to make a joke, cheap or otherwise, around here.


Allyson - Jun 03, 2004 5:30:07 pm PDT #228 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just don't think that any ethical plastic surgeon would agree to do that amount of elective surgery.

If you paid me 14 bucks and a pack of Marlboro's to do so, I'd tear your nose off with a plier and replace it with Silly Putty. I imagine someone was paid a great deal of money to destroy Jackson's face.


§ ita § - Jun 03, 2004 5:31:04 pm PDT #229 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When's the last time anyone called you ethical, Pixie du Diable?


JohnSweden - Jun 03, 2004 5:31:35 pm PDT #230 of 10001
I can't even.

Man... just when I thought I could go to a place where snide political comments were secondary to comity.

-That- remark tweaks? On this board? Whoa.