Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Dana - Jun 03, 2004 5:29:26 pm PDT #227 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Huh. New word.

Usually, everything comes second to the opportunity to make a joke, cheap or otherwise, around here.


Allyson - Jun 03, 2004 5:30:07 pm PDT #228 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just don't think that any ethical plastic surgeon would agree to do that amount of elective surgery.

If you paid me 14 bucks and a pack of Marlboro's to do so, I'd tear your nose off with a plier and replace it with Silly Putty. I imagine someone was paid a great deal of money to destroy Jackson's face.


§ ita § - Jun 03, 2004 5:31:04 pm PDT #229 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When's the last time anyone called you ethical, Pixie du Diable?


JohnSweden - Jun 03, 2004 5:31:35 pm PDT #230 of 10001
I can't even.

Man... just when I thought I could go to a place where snide political comments were secondary to comity.

-That- remark tweaks? On this board? Whoa.


Allyson - Jun 03, 2004 5:31:56 pm PDT #231 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

That's aa good point. Never, actually.


Sydney Carton - Jun 03, 2004 5:32:41 pm PDT #232 of 10001
Actually, I've feeling a wee bit peckish...

Usually, everything comes second to the opportunity to make a joke, cheap or otherwise, around here

Understood. Just wanted to head off political tangents at the outset. I see too many arguments start up with little bomb throws.

Sydney Carton - IN DEFENSE OF COMITY!


JohnSweden - Jun 03, 2004 5:36:32 pm PDT #233 of 10001
I can't even.

Sydney Carton - IN DEFENSE OF COMITY!

Rumsfeld is the comedic target of every stand-up and talk show in the English speaking world. Someone calling him a vampire in Buffistas is practically on-topic.


Allyson - Jun 03, 2004 5:37:18 pm PDT #234 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Just wanted to head off political tangents at the outset.

Um. Um. It's really doubtful that you'll be able to ever head off a political tangent, here. Which is good. Because we've had some incredible discussions started by the political tangent (and some crappy ones, too).


Sydney Carton - Jun 03, 2004 5:45:45 pm PDT #235 of 10001
Actually, I've feeling a wee bit peckish...

Um. Um. It's really doubtful that you'll be able to ever head off a political tangent, here. Which is good. Because we've had some incredible discussions started by the political tangent (and some crappy ones, too).

Point taken. Just don't know how many start off that way (from lack of experience).

I guess I wouldn't normally think that a quip like "Al Gore turning into the poster child for Paxil" would stimulate thoughtful conversation either. Could be wrong. Stranger things have happened.


§ ita § - Jun 03, 2004 5:49:28 pm PDT #236 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's not like the conversation was thoughtful before Rumsfeld came up.