Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Jul 26, 2004 8:27:54 pm PDT #1397 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Tell me I look fabulous, too, Robin! Then I can go to bed all happy.


Burrell - Jul 26, 2004 8:29:00 pm PDT #1398 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You *did* look fabulous, Allyson. Bestest purple hair evah.


Scrappy - Jul 26, 2004 8:29:43 pm PDT #1399 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

You do, Purplehead, but I told you that to your face already. Still, it bears repeating.


Scrappy - Jul 26, 2004 8:31:12 pm PDT #1400 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Also Allyson was very good to talk to about serious family stuff and philosophy and like that for me, I must say.


Kat - Jul 26, 2004 8:34:00 pm PDT #1401 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Damn? All of this happened at my house?!? Where was I?!


Allyson - Jul 26, 2004 8:43:35 pm PDT #1402 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Also Allyson was very good to talk to about serious family stuff and philosophy and like that for me, I must say.

You know, your story about the patients with different illnesses thanking god that they didn't have whatever was doing across the hall was very helpful to me in a meeting, today. It's a grass is greener over here sort of story that went really well with some negative stuff that otherwise would have soaked into my skin all day, except I then channeled the bullshit into gratitude for not having to deal with what I saw as worse bullshit, which I think was what that was all about.

Bestest purple hair evah.

MWAH!

I can go to bed all warm and smily.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 26, 2004 9:29:50 pm PDT #1403 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The bastard who loudly huffed (with obvious impatience) "THE GGGUUUUUUUKKKEEE!", was, um, me.

Bwah! I do seem to remember Kidman—who said "the Duke" like 90% of all the times it was said in the movie—pronouncing it in a reedy squeal that seemed to have a couple of j's and an h.

Which is weird, because she doesn't normally talk that way. Maybe consumption makes people sound as if they've swallowed a kazoo?


DCJensen - Jul 26, 2004 9:42:58 pm PDT #1404 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Phonetically "Jyook"?


Liese S. - Jul 27, 2004 2:53:47 am PDT #1405 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

You know, Kat, I had cake. It was at my church for all July birthdays. And since they didn't specify, just July birthdays of church members, I think it was your birthday cake! Except it was cheap Sam's Club cake I bought, so probably not as good as your actual cake.


sumi - Jul 27, 2004 4:19:43 am PDT #1406 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

No, Kat's cake (in my imagination) would in no way resemble a cake from Sam's club -- which I think must be very much like a cake from Walmart.

Heather -- sadly, pretend cake is just not the same thing. However, dark chocolate Hershey kisses?-- Make a pretty good distraction from the lack of cake.