Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Lovesick, my Ass!  

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Kat - May 17, 2004 1:23:50 pm PDT #427 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I don't have the same hate on for Barrel Bear as I do for certain facets of Totem Mole.


§ ita § - May 17, 2004 1:26:19 pm PDT #428 of 668
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I give Safety Canary and Totem Mole points for having points (although there wasn't much room to see a payoff for Totem Mole). I hate 2 things about Safety Canary -- about everyone getting it on, and casting two actors who look like birds. I hate Totem Mole for not being meta enough to play with the cliché.

I'm not sure who was in Barrell Bear. But I think the main reason I hate it is that there are only thirteen episodes, and one of them has no point? We don't have enough time for that!


Kat - May 17, 2004 1:29:07 pm PDT #429 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Barrell Bear's point was that sometimes you have to sell your soul to escape and is that worth it?

And, by the no point criteria, then is Wound Up Penguin better or worse than Safety Canary/Totem Mole.


Kristen - May 17, 2004 1:29:29 pm PDT #430 of 668

What did happen to the girlfriend of Sharon?

Maybe Sharon found about her little moment with the ex-husband and had her deported?


Allyson - May 17, 2004 1:29:36 pm PDT #431 of 668
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

When, post-kiss, did he ask her for more than an explanation of her feelings?

The Canary kiss?


Kat - May 17, 2004 1:32:02 pm PDT #432 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Maybe Sharon found about her little moment with the ex-husband and had her deported?

HA! Sharon WOULD totally use her powers for evil.


§ ita § - May 17, 2004 1:32:06 pm PDT #433 of 668
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Canary kiss?

I'm trying to remember this properly -- but it was after she'd started behaving relationship-erratically, wasn't it?

I mean, I saw him doing a lot of passive-aggressive framing, but essentially of "So, what are you thinking? What did that just mean? I'm pretty sure I know ... or do I?"

I'm not saying I wouldn't have killed him, but I also think Jaye was undatable too.


Arabchick - May 17, 2004 1:32:53 pm PDT #434 of 668
We're all fate's bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now.

I thought "Barrel Bear" was going to be the next-to-last 'sode, right after "Totem Mole." And have you seen/read "Barrel Bear?"


Kat - May 17, 2004 1:33:07 pm PDT #435 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'm not saying I wouldn't have killed him, but I also think Jaye was undatable too.

Then why is it that I so wanted them to date and was pissed that he remarried Heidi-Ho?


Kat - May 17, 2004 1:33:28 pm PDT #436 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I've seen Barrel Bear and the finale. There is no way that it could have gone, continuity wise, into that spot. None at all.